SIMPLE TRUTH #1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH #2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say
“congrats”.
But, none of them come and touch the man’s penis and say “Good job”.
Moral of the story:
“Hard work is never appreciated”
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH #2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say
“congrats”.
But, none of them come and touch the man’s penis and say “Good job”.
Moral of the story:
“Hard work is never appreciated”
Simple Truth #3
No Underwear – Makes Sense to Me
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on
from the waist down.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for
everyone to see! ‘ he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the
waist?’ he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, ‘Well….last week I sat out here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck.
This is your grandma’s idea.’
A bit "hard" on the lad?
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Don