Many happy returns of the day to Frank Carter tomorrow the 18th, have a good one will be in the Legion tomorrow night, I'll have a drink to your good health.
Frank just to cheer you up Abe and Esther Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.” Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our charity pledge check to Beth Shalom Synagogue yet?”“No, sweetheart,” she responds. Abe, still shaken from the crash landing then asks, “Esther, did we pay our United Jewish Appeal pledge?” “Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she replies. “One last thing, Esther, did you remember to send a check for the Synagogue Building Fund this month?” he asks. “Forgive me, Abie,” begged Esther, “I didn't send that one either.” Abe grabs Esther and gives her the biggest hug and kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away puzzled and asks him, “So, why did you kiss me?” Abe replies, "Because they'll find us..."
Happy Birthday Frank , have one on me and many more to come
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Delmonte
A very happy birthday Frank I hope you have a good one, I shall be thinking of you when I have a pint in the club tonight All the best
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Many Happy Returns of the day Frank - bet you make it a good 'un!
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Don
Happy 18th Frank
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Frank just to cheer you up
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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our charity pledge check to Beth Shalom Synagogue yet?”“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing then asks, “Esther, did we pay our United Jewish Appeal pledge?”
“Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she replies.
“One last thing, Esther, did you remember to send a check for the Synagogue Building Fund this month?” he asks.
“Forgive me, Abie,” begged Esther, “I didn't send that one either.”
Abe grabs Esther and gives her the biggest hug and kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away puzzled and asks him, “So, why did you kiss me?”
Abe replies, "Because they'll find us..."
And they would!!!!!!
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Don