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THE FACELIFT
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends £10,000 and feels pretty good about the result. On her way home, she stops at the newsagent and buys a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the assistant "How old do you think I am". "About 30" is the reply. "No I'm actually 50" the woman replies happily.
A little while later she goes into the chemists and asks the counter assistant the very same question. The girls replies "28 I would think". The woman replies with a big smile "No I'm 50".
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting with her the very same question. He replies "Lady I'm 84 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was a lad I could always tell exactly the age of a woman when I felt her breasts"
They wait in silence until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out "What the hell, but make it quick". He slips both hands under her bra and slowly bounces and weighs each breast in the palm of his hands.
"Okay, Okay thats enough - How old am".
"Lady you are 50". Stunned and amazed the woman says "That's incredible, how could you tell". "Easy I was behind you in the queue in the chemists".
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