Wednesday 28 September 2011

Paddy, Don and any other Lulworth old boys......... just got a new Hoover. Is this still valid?

Stoppage Drills Hoover Mk1
Immediate Action
1 Hoover hoovers alright
2 Hoover stops
3 “STOPPAGE”
4 Switch off
5 Bag off
6 Shake Bag
7 Bag on
8 Switch on
9 Hoover hoovers alright
Secondary Action
9 Hoover still fails to hoover
10 “STOPPAGE”
11 Switch off
12 Plug out
13 Fuse Out
14 New Fuse in
15 Plug in
16 Switch on
17 Hoover hoovers alright

Phil

14 comments:

  1. Bye Eck Man. You made a Meile that!

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  2. Your better off the old way, Brush & Pan?......

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  3. Jusy change the Primer Phil.
    Paddy

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  4. cpl john davis did that one in sharjah,but he ended it with ,hoover hooves a few more hooves,hoover stops again. Switch off, flex off,f off gerra broom.

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  5. Hoover sucks okay
    Hoovering NOW!

    When I went to the Gunnery school
    Down far off Lulworth way
    The pattern of my graticle
    Was zeroed on an A

    After my first TP
    They made a fool of me
    Millions of part names
    That I did not know
    My eyes were like
    Pools of piss in the snow
    Things hav'nt been the same
    I've a new point of aim
    I'll be damn lucky if I get a "C"
    After my first TP!

    Great days at Lulworth - did THREE long courses!
    -------
    Don

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  6. Cracking, mate. I was on permanent staff twice and then at ATDU with Bill Hearn
    (remember to end your lay in elevation !!!!!)
    Phil

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  7. They tried to get me on the staff too - but I wriggled out.Gotta watch out for "droop"these days!

    In turret down position

    Shell action,traverse right
    Steady on
    3000 3000
    Men in hedgerow On
    Check crest clear crest clear
    Load loaded
    Fire firing now
    Drop 400 drop 400
    Check crest clear crest clear
    Load loaded
    Fire firing now

    and so on - bit different to all the modern jazz of today!!!!!!

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  8. Forget Crest Clearance on a Conqueror and BYEBYE baby!

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  9. I wonder how many of you were taught 'Indirect Fire'. I can't remember when it went out of use in tanks.
    Paddy

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  10. Bin it go to the MQ ,SQMS, ask for a Dyson , son NO Bag , just a vortex you can see the Crap as it
    flys . Just like a Hover Craft which they said in the 60 s would replace the TANK, why Bovver with a Hoover

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  11. Paddy,
    You must be the original RAC Plotter (haha)
    Phil

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  12. Ah yes -indirect fire,I do remember getting five in the air at Lulworth on a Cent(I think it was a Cent),could do the same on the old 75mm Matador,but the ammo had a nasty habit of seperating on loading,and the turret floor was full of cordite!Then you had to load a short case,elevate,fire,and hope for the best!
    Anyone have any idea how a modern fire order goes?????(maybe its no longer an order - more of a request?)
    --------
    Don

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  13. The accepted expert on 'indiret fire' at Lulworth was a character ,WO11 Paddy Hyland. He had been at Lulworth for ages and indeed finished his time there .His mode of transport was a M/C which he preferred to a car. Just before leaving he secured a job at the local neuclear plant and he regaled us with the news that he was about to get far more pay for doing a less strenuous job. Does anyone remember him?
    Paddy

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  14. I do remember one student(?)who would have put the first HE round down on the Forward Observer had the instructor not been quick on the uptake!I always thought bracketing with HE was more "entertaining" than AP shooting?I remember once at Hohne having 5 "hangfires"in a session,boy was I glad when they were carted away,some of that old ammo was fit for the dump!
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    Don

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