Wednesday 31 August 2011

My Career

When I first joined the Household Cavalry I was asked what career I would like to follow, I replied "A farrier".  My interviewer asked if I have ever shoed a horse - I replied No.....but I once told a donkey to piss off.

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  1. Donkeys are very sensitive animals,and I Bet the first horse you mounted threw you?
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    Don

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  2. Doin this from the top of Ben Nevis on my mobile it's nice to see a sence of humor now n again
    Paddy. H

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  3. Ps
    Posted the above this morning but forgot to sign In
    Must be the clean air up here
    Paddy. H

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  4. Paddy, its a lie pal, there's no old whisky still left up there now. Get yourself back down ASAP........Phil

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  5. I hope Ben enjoyed you being on top of him Michael.

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  6. Keep taking the pills Paul
    Especially the blue one.
    Paddy. H

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  7. Now don't tell me ANY cavalryman needs anything blue to get him in the saddle?
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    Don

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  8. Don there are a load of them that need the blue pills now and then they still fall out of the saddle.

    John Atkins

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  9. Tell me, with these blue pills do I still need to keep on with the powdered bats wing in the G and T?

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  10. I'm told crushed WINKLE shells or Green lipped NZ mussels are good,but keep 'em out of my G&T!!!!I take it you are all referring to improving ones eyesight?
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    Don

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  11. I was told by my Mum Don that if I didnt stop doing that I would go blind. I,ve enjoyed 64 years of going blind Mum.

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  12. That reminds me of the other day when I was overtaken on the M1 by an AA van being driven by a chap with wild staring bloodshot eyes and drooling....I said that chap is heading for a breakdown.....

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  13. Wow, Alcoholics Anonymous with their own vans now!!! Probably singing "gonna build a bar in the back of my car...and drive myself to drink !

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