When I first joined the Household Cavalry I was asked what career I would like to follow, I replied "A farrier". My interviewer asked if I have ever shoed a horse - I replied No.....but I once told a donkey to piss off.
I'm told crushed WINKLE shells or Green lipped NZ mussels are good,but keep 'em out of my G&T!!!!I take it you are all referring to improving ones eyesight? -------- Don
That reminds me of the other day when I was overtaken on the M1 by an AA van being driven by a chap with wild staring bloodshot eyes and drooling....I said that chap is heading for a breakdown.....
Donkeys are very sensitive animals,and I Bet the first horse you mounted threw you?
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Don
Doin this from the top of Ben Nevis on my mobile it's nice to see a sence of humor now n again
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Must be the clean air up here
Paddy. H
Paddy, its a lie pal, there's no old whisky still left up there now. Get yourself back down ASAP........Phil
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ReplyDeleteI hope Ben enjoyed you being on top of him Michael.
ReplyDeleteKeep taking the pills Paul
ReplyDeleteEspecially the blue one.
Paddy. H
Now don't tell me ANY cavalryman needs anything blue to get him in the saddle?
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Don
Don there are a load of them that need the blue pills now and then they still fall out of the saddle.
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We Never stop trying do we
ReplyDeleteTell me, with these blue pills do I still need to keep on with the powdered bats wing in the G and T?
ReplyDeleteIts HARD not to.
ReplyDeleteI'm told crushed WINKLE shells or Green lipped NZ mussels are good,but keep 'em out of my G&T!!!!I take it you are all referring to improving ones eyesight?
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I was told by my Mum Don that if I didnt stop doing that I would go blind. I,ve enjoyed 64 years of going blind Mum.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of the other day when I was overtaken on the M1 by an AA van being driven by a chap with wild staring bloodshot eyes and drooling....I said that chap is heading for a breakdown.....
ReplyDeleteWow, Alcoholics Anonymous with their own vans now!!! Probably singing "gonna build a bar in the back of my car...and drive myself to drink !
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