This weekend an alert has been issued by Home HQ. All Pie Eel and Liquor shops nationwide have been formally warned to watch out for someone calling himself Collingwood in their vicinities. Apparently he was last seen pushing a barrow of whelks up the M6 shouting "Lichfield here I come" at startled motorists. Shopholders are warned not to approach this man as he is pretty useful on a 30 Browning and can turn funny very easily.
Sorry you couldn't make it pal. Grid Reference Problems ???
Phil
I think I passed him on the motorway..... yep you guessed it; I kept going.
ReplyDeleteAlways was a CRAP map reader..
ReplyDeleteI'm told he's now only doing de-luxe breakfasts in Bermondsey with special table service?
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Don
...a whole new meaning to hot towels ???
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Phil
Don, You want to see the silver ware , Im interviewing Lucy's 18 year old niece for a position !!!!! She will certainly flip Nigels lid lol ". Phil you know the score" lol , Sorry i missed you over the week/end was looking forward to good old chat as its many years since we last met, And for all those who zoomed past me on the motorway as i stood soaking wet ,i will remember you when the Lotto Man calls !! And Grumps re my map reading if it was'nt for me you would still be stuck up the Jebel and Phil re grid reference's if it was'nt for me You and George Wilkins (R.I.P) would still be looking for Boogie St . And as for the shrimps and winkles Cockles and Whelks and the best Jellied Eels you could buy which were to be a gift to be consumed by my multitude of friends when i arrieved ! When i returned to Bermondsey late Satuday night i knocked the whole lot out and earned a nice few bob . But theres always next year God willing.
ReplyDeleteCor Fred - what "position" are you offering that innocent young gal?I take it you mean Nigel likes his eggs scrambled!Wish in those days I had my Navi of today,it was a bit offputting sometimes when my driver used to point to the map and say "we are there Sir" - and we were!
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Don