Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the Police Officer stops them and says "It's illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro, because Quattro means four".
The driver retorts disbelievingly, "Officer, take a look at my papers, this car is designed to carry five people".
"You cannot pull that one on me" replies Paddy. "Quattro means four, you have 5 people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".
The driver replies angrily "You idiot! Call your superior over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence than you".
"Sorry" replies Paddy "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno".
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