The SSM of a highland regimemt goes to a chemists and places a tattered old condom on the counter , How much to repair it asks the SSM, oh dear replies the chemist its in a bit of a state, i can sew it up there and glue it here and here,but it will need tape down the sides and areally good wash. To be honest it might be better to buy a new one. The SSM promises to think about it. Next day he returns and says, i will take one of your condoms please, i had a word with the lads and th ey e reckon a new one would be a good investment.........
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