reg

Troopships

Gents

 

I seem to remember seeing someone had posted photographs of various troopships used during the postings of the Royals

 

Can any one help me out as to who it was that posted them

 

Thanks

 

Bill B.

A Sqn Bar Detmold

Left to right
Stan Thompson, Pete Why, Ginge Borley, Roger Beard REME, ? George Sexton ? ?

johnie105

new album

Fred in Australia

blazer badges

what was your 1st job

My 1st was delivering boxs of fruit and veg  on a barrow within 2mile of the shop [1950]

it seemed a lot longer?

AUSSIE DAME

Has anyone heard from JENNYBOB??

Bri

where are they now

does any one know the whereabouts of pat bell

Help For Heros

Are YOU helping our hero`s??

Click on to their site and either donate or buy something!!,realy good charity.

Grumps,B.Allen

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D ,A , CLARK[CPL]

Report of the death of  DOUGLAS ALFRED [DICKIE] CLARK 

CPL ,in the ROYALS  1937/45 passed away yesterday PRESTATYN  aged 88yrs

 

RIP  DICKIE

Cpl Dickie Clark from Blues&Royals B/B

Paul Stretton

Member
Member # 391

Member Rated:
posted 26-09-2008 14:11
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I am sad to report the death of Douglas Alfred (Dickie) Clark who served as a Cpl with the 1st Royal Dragoons 1937-45. He passed away yesterday near Prestatyn North Wales at the age of 88 years. Our condolences have been passed to his widow and family at this difficult time.

THE ROYAL DRAGOONS REGIMENTAL COLLECT

O GOD, IN WHOSE SIGHT ALL CREATURES ARE MANIFEST AND TO WHO EYES ALL THINGS THAT ARE OPEN, GRANT THAT THE WORKS THOU REQUIREST OF THE 1st THE ROYAL DRAGOONS MAY NEVER BE DONE TO BE SEEN OF MEN, BUT ALWAYS FOR THY GLORY, AND THAT, WAITING ON THEE TO RENEW OUR STRENGTH, WE MOUNT UP WITH THE WINGS AS EAGLES AT THY WORD, THROUGH JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD.

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NMA SERVICE Rememberence Day

With the spell of good weather the Armistice Service could be ON!!,latest report floods are receding,will give more reports nearer the date.

Grumps.**B.Allen.

BRUMMIES

Well done to the BRUMMIES respecting the 2BATTALION RRF and giving them the freedom of there CITY  to-day with a march past.

ADEN REVISITED

Feb.18th Wed.Depart London Heathrow @2100hrs.

feb.19th Thur.arrive ADEN @0615Hrs,transfer to Hotel Mercure.Morning free,bus @our disposal.Afternoon visit SOUK!!.

Feb.20. Fri.Visit Ma`alla cemetery and Silent Valley.

Feb.21st. Sat..Visit National Museum Crater,Rimbaud House,the Tanks,the Mosque,Sira island,and afternoon visit to Military Museum.

Feb 22. Sun Visit steamer Point,Tawahi,Queen Victoria gardens,christ Church,Elephant Bay,Gold Mour Bay.Afternoon boat trip.

Feb.23Mon. Trip to DAHLA`A via Lahej.

Feb.24th. Tues. Free day to explore,`bus at our disposal.

Feb. 25th.Wed. Flight leaves Aden@ 0805hrs,arriving London Heathrow via Sana`a @1815Hrs.

Feb.26th. Thurs.to be arranged.

Feb. 27th.Fri.To be arranged.

Feb.28th. Sat. Flight leaves Aden @1115Hrs arriving london Heathrow'1715Hrs.

Prices Quoted include flights,transfers,accommodation in shared rooms,all meals,all water trips,and an INGLIS spoking gyde??

7nights -£950.00  10nights-£1,100  Single room£120

and VISA짙25.00.

 

TO/-ALAN WYLE

STEAMER POINT

29,WEST STREET

LEWES,

EAST SUSSEX

BN7 2NZ

alanwyle@gmail.com

 

The prices quoted are estimates.The Itenerary can be changed to suit our needs,it`s OUR holiday.So much depends on the POLITICAL situation at the time.

Check out that you can obtain travel and medical insurance.

Grumps

 

 

 

RIP

I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED BY ARE FRED THAT EX RSM ERNIE VOWLES PASSED AWAY ON THE 3RD AUGUST 2008

 

REST IN PEACE ERNIE

EBAY

THERE IS A ROYAL DRAGOONS BELT BUUCKLE ON SALE ON EBAY.

EBAY ITEM NUMBER  170261230218    DEREK

Re%3A%20Guys

Sack

Sorry to hear about your good lady Jocelyn.

You are the person to give her all the TLC that she needs.

Our thoughts and best wishes are with you.

Love Tony and Ally  

Royals Blazer Badges

Gents Trevor Collett,The Regimental Picture framer has prouced some good Royals Blazer badges which i intended to put up for all to see but i am told i have no more space dont know how to get rid of photos that seem to be taking up the space,confusing really as i only am show one i believe which is quite large of me and Kevin Alexandra any help out there.Fred.

ARBORETUM

PHOTO'S OF REMEMBERANCE SERVICE

Message from Grumps

Grumps sent me an email and asked me to post this message on the BB:

 

Jenny,please put up on Royals BB I will off line untill Monday PM at least,small problem with MSN,also going to the ADEN VETS Bash @Blackpool on Friday `till Monday.

Thanks.

Bri

JM WELCOME BACK

NICE TO SEE YOU MADE IT BACK JOHN..REGARDS DEREK

ROYALS

Royals in Sharjah & Aden 1959/1960

WEEKEND MEETING

derek

derek on a good day

Denis Sowerby

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CHRIS

CHRIS SAYERS

Me trying to look distinquished

NMA NOVEMBER

Due to flooding yet again,it looks very doubtfull that the service will take place,had phone call from the headshed there and they said it could be at least a month before the water goes.

Very sorry but will keep you informed right up to the day just in case.

B.Allen.

SGT HALES

I read abt the passing of SGT HALES N.J BEM on the  HOUSEHOLD CAV BB. i cant place him as a ROYAL i have checked all my eagles from 1948-1969...if he was ex ROYAL im sure i wud remember him.. i did know SGT HALES BEN who was a sgt in C SQN for awhile is my brain dead...comments please   regards DEREK

hi5

Does any member know who originated this, and is sending e-mails to every member of this Board.

I can only ask, WHY?

ROYALS REUNION 2009

JOHN M HAVE YOU GOT ANY UPDATES YOU CAN TELL US ABT RE THE 2009 REUNION. I HAVE HAD MY EMAIL RETURNED.

IF ANY MEMBER IS IN CONTACT WITH JOHN PLEASE ASK HIM TO KEEP US UPDATED..REGARDS DEREK

Fred's Oz Memories

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Fred In Australia

Hi guys great to have seen Fred we had a nice lunch and chat about old times.Pity that we had only a few hours but glad we had the opportunity to meet up.I hope that Fred enjoyed his stay and had a safe trip home.

BLACKPOOL

Any ex Royals going to the ADEN VETS bash @Blackpool on the 19th til 22nd of Sept??

I am also Clal card with our better halves of course,realy great weekend for those that have never been,all three services will be there plus civies who worked in Aden.

good food and entertainment,come on down or up as the case may be.(Only £142.00  for half board and gala Dinner on the Sat Evening)+ Church or cenataph Parade on Sunday.

Bri.

Dougie

Hi Dougie, have you changed your e-mail address?

Sent you a message which has just come back undelivered.

Terry 

Remember Tom Sparks??

I have just returned from a tour to Torquay with a Bowls Club from Rochester, Kent and had the pleasure of meeting an ex Royal,  Tom Sparks, now in his 80s.  Tom served from 1938 to 1946 in Palestine and was a fuel bowser driver that resupplied the Recce Troop.  When Tom first went to Palestine it was still cavalry and whilst there they were mechanised to armoured cars.  He had some amazing stories to tell about the transition.  If anyone knows anyone that might remember Tom then please contact me and I'll put them in touch.  I truly remarkable Gent. Alabest Tiger

PHOTO UPLOAD CONTROL

Is it just me or what?I have tried to upload "PHOTO UPLOAD" to no avail AGAIN,so can only put a photo either on Pictures or attach photo,hjow do i manage to cock everything up?"KIN FED UP.

VERY GRUMPY GRUMPS.

Meet Family & Pets

Justin's March Out - Kapooka

Jenny's family and pets

Birthdays

I want to wish anyone that has had or is having a birthday this year2008,a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Grumps.

Ex North Staffordshire Regiment,1st the royal Dragoons,Staffordshire Yeomanry ATT 2PARA.

Strange but each Regiment I have either been in HQ or SHQ.

Grumps.

Sack in Aussie

general photo"s

English footie team

Young iraqi lad signs pro contract for England team (grandad was british) brings his family to live here, scores hat trick on debut against Spain, and gets carried off shoulder high.....he rings home all excited to tell his mum the good news, and asks how the family are....how are we says his mum....the house has been bombed, your dad been shot, your sister been raped. the car been burned to a fu**ing crisp, and ive been bloody mugged and robbed at gunpoint.....why the f**k did you bring us to England you little twat???

Paddy H

OK YOU ASKED FOR IT

6 CHAT UP LINES THAT PADDY USES

1. DID U FART? CAUSE U JUST BLEW ME AWAY

2.ARE UR PARENTS RETARDED, CAUSE UR SPECIAL

3. MY LOVE FOR UIS LIKE DIARRHEA, I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN

4.IS THERE A MIRROR IN UR KNICKERS? CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM

5.YOUR BODY REMINDS ME OF A SPANNER......EVERYTIME I THINK OF U MY NUTS TIGHTEN UP

6.U MIGHT NOT B
THE BEST LOOKING GIRL HERE BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY:-)

PADDY H

SARAH LEESE

F A O J. MATHEW

Please send your home address so I can return CD.
Many thanks.
Bri.

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EASIEST QUIZ EVER???????

I am putting this Quiz up for our local charity,the answers will be sent to those who make a small donation,1GBP at least please.
1. HOW LONG DID THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR LAST.
2. WHICH COUNTRY MAKES PANAMA HATS.
3.FROM WHICH ANIMAL/S DO WE GET CATGUT.
4I. N WHAT MONTH DO THE RUSSIANS CELEBRATE THE OCTOBER REVOLUTION.
5. WHAT ARE CAMEL HAIR BRUSHES MADE FROM.
6. WHAT WAS KING GEORGE V1s FIRST NAME.
7THE CANARY ISLANDS ARE NAMED AFTER WHAT ANIMAL.
8. WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF THE PURPLE FINCH.
9. WHERE ARE CHINESE GOOSEBERRIES FROM.
10. WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF THE BLACK BOX IN COMMERCIAL AIRLINES.

Easy Peasy??
Put you thinking caps on.
Bri

A Royals Tie

A.F.V.s why did they get made U/S

Why did the M.O.D.sell off the Ferret ,Saladin ect
when we Gunners AFV were trained not to use main gun on a ,SOFT SKIN vehicle, just the MG fuel tank under the body .
They had more crew protection than than a landrover , other than a Barrett Rife of course maybe some one can pass it on to Genreal Staff.
even the Zambia Forces use the Sud African
V body Trucks (mine resistant) our Guy 's getting killed because the do not have the kit they need
remember the Hovercraft the troops of the future would use seems they , were just a dream of the 70's
demonte

when I Die

When I die,I wish to go like my grandad,in his sleep.
Not screaming like the passengers on his bus.
Grumps.

jeff winn

Sorry to let you know the Passing of another royal, it is a bit late but i have just found out myself.

Jeff and i joined in 1964 August together as we were cousin's he served untill amalgamation and transfered to 4/7th dragoon .

He was a big mate with Spud Murphy and spent all his service in MT.

He passed away a couple of years ago by all acounts.

all mine

Hussarmans Album

Hussarman in the brown beret

Titch hill's (peter) photos

I am far left

some of our life in the Royals

THE FACELIFT

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.   She spends £10,000 and feels pretty good about the result.   On her way home, she stops at the newsagent and buys a newspaper.   Before leaving she says to the assistant "How old do you think I am".   "About 30" is the reply.   "No I'm actually 50" the woman replies happily.

 

A little while later she goes into the chemists and asks the counter assistant the very same question.   The girls replies "28 I would think".   The woman replies with a big smile "No I'm 50".

 

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting with her the very same question.   He replies "Lady I'm 84 and my eyesight is going.   Although, when I was a lad I could always tell exactly the age of a woman when I felt her breasts"

 

They wait in silence until her curiosity gets the better of her.   She finally blurts out "What the hell, but make it quick".    He slips both hands under her bra and slowly bounces and weighs each breast in the palm of his hands.

 

"Okay, Okay thats enough - How old am".

 

"Lady you are 50".    Stunned and amazed the woman says "That's incredible, how could you tell".    "Easy I was behind you in the queue in the chemists".

 

 

 

KEN COOK

KEN COOK

IRISH JOKE

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.   Paddy the Police Officer stops them and says "It's illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro, because Quattro means four".

 

The driver retorts disbelievingly, "Officer, take a look at my papers, this car is designed to carry five people".

 

"You cannot pull that one on me" replies Paddy.   "Quattro means four, you have 5 people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".

 

The driver replies angrily "You idiot!   Call your superior over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence than you".

 

"Sorry" replies Paddy "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno".

ex sgt VICKERS C G

I HAVE JUST HEARD FROM THE WIFE OF  SGT VICKERS THAT HE PASSED AWAY IN JANUARY AT THE LIECESTER HOSPITAL.

POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKES

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China.

Everybody won.

 

Was so depressed last night I rang the Samaritans.   Got through to a call centre in Pakistan.   Told them, I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked me if I could fly a plane.

 

What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Gordon Brown?     Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.

 

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.   She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".    So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

 

2009 Reunion

Hi Guys.

           I have been talking to Terry Messer this morning Ref:- the 2009 Reunion he sujests I talk John Mathews as to the Time and place for the Reunion, the hotel nearest to the Event location, so as to the Booking of a room for myself and Pauline my wife,as I am really interested in  coming.

I would also like to contact Fred Collingwood as I have been told he could help me to buy a regimental Tie for the occassion, and to use at any other future occassions, I look forward to any help and susjestions to that end.

                                Best regards to all Ray(brownie)Brown.

                                  and Pauline the light of my Life.

not being shy

Fred

this was taken on one of our cruises on our way to dinner

John M

"I Remember When"

party

I went to my first Muslim party today.


Musical chairs was a bit slow but pass the parcel was very fast.

delmonte

Michael's (paddy's) album

some of yoy will recognise paddy cain R.I.P im behind him

Memories

RIP

Sorry and sad to report that ex SGT CORCORAN PASSED AWAY ON 6TH JAN 2008.this info was passed to me by phone tonite from Eddie Rooke

DIGITAL CLOCK

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Royal Dragoons II

Paul are these the ones you are on about?

Army Days

Aussie Lads

Old Mates out in Aussie

BEST SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?".    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says "F.ck off, ye'll no bring it back".

Morning after pill

Have you heard of the new MALE morning after pill?
It changes your BLOOD GROUP!!
Bri.

Egging him on.

She was in the kitchen,preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

 

He walks in,and she says "you've gotta make love to me right now"

 

His eyes lit up,thought,this is my lucky day,not wanting to lose the moment he embraced her and gave it his all;right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said "thanks",and returned to the cooker.

 

More than a little puzzled,he asks"what was that all about?"

 

She explained "the egg timers broken!".

Balfour Photographs

Sgt Bert Butterworth and his brothers, Sgt Harry Butterworth - Tank Regiment and Sapper Norman Butterworth RE Parachutist - North Afica. Photograph believed to have been taken by Major Kenneth Balfour MC. (Last time Bert saw Norman who was wounded at Arnhem and died of his wounds.)

Three Brothers meet up in Desert

Colin Rixon

My Airline

Old Days But Good days

Ray brown

christmas

1st guy takes a plastic bell to work to decorate the tree.

 

2nd guy takes some decorations for the office.

 

3rd guy takes a pair of Knickers.

 

"Whats that got to do with Christmas asks the boss"

 

THEY'RE CAROLS.

joe titmarsh

JOE PASSED AWAY ON THE 29/12/2007    RIP JOE

BILL GREGSON

BILL GREGSON

PADDY PAUL

PADDY PAUL

geordi364

geordies photos

lackery woods

lackery woods

DON REMFREY

DON REMFREY

ref Tony Boon

Get well soon Tony think of Wertach & the force 6 in Fredrichaven you were the only one not to have burt legs after that trip from Lindau HeHe.

All the best .

George .

Aussie Wildlife

1. Thommo from crocodile dundee country  Kevin Thommo Thomson walks into a bar with a crocodile by his side.He puts the croc up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.I will make you a deal. i will open this crcocodiles mouth and place my private parts ins ide.    Then the crocwill close his mouth for one minute.then he willopen his mouth,and i will remove my todger unscathed. inreturn each of you will buy me a drink.The crowd murmered its approval,Thommo stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers and placed his todger in the crocs mouth,the crowd gasped.After a minute,Thommo grabbed a bottle of beer and smacked the croc hard on the head,the croc opened his mouth and thommo removed his todger unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinkswas delivered,Thommo stood up u again and made another offer.I will pay$100 whos willing to give it a go.A hush fell over the the crowd.After a few minutes silence,a single hand gos up.I will try,Yells a Blonde woman from the other side of the bar,But for Christs Sake dont Hit me so Hard with that bottle.....

george

JOKES

An old indian chief was asked his wifes name.
He replied "THREE HORSE"
"That`s an unusual name THREE HORSE,what does it mean?"
Old indian Name means ***NAG NAG NAG.

Sammy and Don

What handsome guys we were in the good old days.

----

Don

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ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL

A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale, hit Essex in the early hours of today.   It's epicentre was in Basildon.  Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

 

The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately 짙30 worth of damage.

 

Several priceless collections of mementoes from Majorca and Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.

 

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were also lost'

 

Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.

 

Radio Essex reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened to Basildon.

 

One resident - Tracy Smith, a 15 year old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying.   My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all.   I was still shaking when I was spraying on me tan and watching Trisha on the telly".

 

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

 

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Argos and bone china from Pound Stretchers.

 

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

 

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels.    The most needed items are:-

 

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

 

Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)_

 

Rockport Boots

 

Any other items usually sold in Primark

 

Required foodstuffs include:-

 

Microwave meals

 

Tins of baked beans

 

Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew

 

Remember:-

 

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms

 

짙1 buys chips for a family of 9

 

짙6 buys a packet of B & H fags for those still shell shocked

 

Breaking News

 

Rescue workers have found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop.  They asked "Where you bleeding from".    "Romford" said the girl, "woss that gotta do wiv you".

alenleese

alenleese

The day I lost 4A through "friendly action"

Refuelling!!!!

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Tell her its a mushroom.jpg

Its a mushroom

MAJ.O.J.LEWIS

Very sad report of the death of MAJ O J LEWIS[1stTHE ROYAL DRAGOONS] at the age of 79yrs

Funeral will take place at 1400hrs Tuesday 20th november in FOWEY PARISH CHURCH ,CORNWALL

R.I.P.  O.J

They used to love my cookin'

Wondeful what you could do on the old No 2 cooker!

---

Don

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105

Well I just could not miss the chance to be number 105 on this forum.Best wishes to you all.

 

Georgy Porgy Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play

He kissed 'em  too 'cause he was gay!

----

Don

H C A AUSTRALASIA

NOTICE TO ALL POTENTIAL MEMBERS
Many of you have indicated that you are keen to become members of the Household Cavalry Association Australasia when this was first suggested.
Numerous steps had to be taken to ensure that such a project would have the support and approval from the hierarchy, and that we had a significant number of potential members to make this venture viable. We have received approval from The Silver Stick, Col Patrick Tabor and currently we have approximately 40 – 50 potential members on record across Australia and New Zealand. In order to proceed to the next level we need to do a proper ‘head count’ to show the strength of the potential membership.
I have compiled a ‘Potential Membership Notification’ form and would appreciate it very much if this could be completed and returned to me as soon as possible by all who are keen to become members.
You will only need to fill out the ‘Personal and Service Details’ at this point. This is purely to indicate your intention and to indicate which Regiment you served in.
I am very aware that there are those who would like to be members but do not have access to a computer or email. I have, therefore, inserted a section at the bottom of the form for you to indicate your preference of correspondence (e.g. email or via postage).
You will note that there is no mention of membership fees on this form, the reason being that no membership fee has been set but I can assure you that the fees will be minimal and similar to those of other branches. Many of you have indicated your thoughts on fee charges and I have taken this into consideration. Donations will be more than appreciated as well.
Please do not send any money at this time.
As soon as we receive the completed forms and have a better indication of numbers, a formal membership application form will be forwarded indicating membership fees, details of payment and other membership benefits.
It would be appreciated if this information and the form could be passed on to those who do not have access to computers and are unable to access any of the Bulletin Boards.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely
Jenny Bobeszko
Hon Secretary
07/07/2008

PERSONAL DETAILS
Mr/Mrs/Ms/Rank: __________ Surname: _______________________ First/Given Name: _____________________
Honours/Awards/Decorations/Titles: ________________________________________________________________
Male/Female: ____________ DOB: ____________ Place/Country of Birth: ________________________________
Address: __________________________________________________ Suburb: _____________________________
Postcode: _______________ State/Country: _____________________
Phone: (W) _________________________ (H) _____________________ Mobile: ____________________________
Email: _________________________________________________________________________________________

SERVICE DETAILS
Regimental Number: __________________ Rank: ________________ Regiment: _____________________________
Length of Service: ______________ Date of Enlistment: __________________ Date of Discharge: ________________

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
I acknowledge that I wish to become a member of the HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY ASSOCIATION AUSTRALASIA
Signature of Applicant: ____________________________________ Date: _________________________
My preference of correspondence: Email 0 Postage 0
Please return completed form as soon as possible by email. If you do not have access to email please post this form to:
The Hon Secretary
27 Arunta St
Tarragindi 4121
Brisbane Qld
Australia

JOHN ATKINS (atco13581)

Wife, Daughter, Grandaughter, Greatgrandaughter,

MY FAMILY TODAY

Patricks Pics

Pripping the bar up

A few of my pictures from my past

Big Baby

A Jamaican walked into a bar and bought a round of drinks for all of those in the bar,announcing that his wife had given birth to a "Typical Jamaican baby boy weighing in at 20pounds"
Two weeks later walks in to same bar orders a drink and the barman asks "Say you the father of that Typical Jamaican Baby boy that weighed 20 pounds at birth ,how much does he weigh now?"
Proud father says "Fifteen pounds"
"Why what happened,he was 20 pounds at birth should be a might heavier now."
Proud dad replies "I HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED!!!!!!!!!.
Grumps

Cedric Auty

Cedric Auty

Crackling

Mary had a little pig

She kept it fat and plastered

And when the price of pork went up

She shot the little bastard

 

************

 

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two bits of bread!

************

Even nursery rhyms get modern these days.

 

Don

CHINESE CYBER WARFARE

This weeks MOD Oracle states that the Chinese are very advanced in their Cyber Warfare capabilities.   They are hacking into Goverment computers etc.   Who knows they may well be reading this message, so take care what you post on this BB.    Just incase they have hacked into this BB, I'll have a large portion of chicken curry with fried rice and prawn crackers.

IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE

The perils of English as a second language!Seen outside a Bangkok temple :

 

"Ir is forbibben to enter a woman,even a foreigner,if dressed as a man"

 

Don.