OK YOU ASKED FOR IT

6 CHAT UP LINES THAT PADDY USES

1. DID U FART? CAUSE U JUST BLEW ME AWAY

2.ARE UR PARENTS RETARDED, CAUSE UR SPECIAL

3. MY LOVE FOR UIS LIKE DIARRHEA, I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN

4.IS THERE A MIRROR IN UR KNICKERS? CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM

5.YOUR BODY REMINDS ME OF A SPANNER......EVERYTIME I THINK OF U MY NUTS TIGHTEN UP

6.U MIGHT NOT B
THE BEST LOOKING GIRL HERE BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY:-)

PADDY H