An old indian chief was asked his wifes name. He replied "THREE HORSE" "That`s an unusual name THREE HORSE,what does it mean?" Old indian Name means ***NAG NAG NAG.
A police officer pulls up a man for speeding. As the officer aproaches the car he notices that the man is anxious about something. Good afternoon sir,do you know why I pulled you up?". "Yes officer,I was speeding **but it is a matter of life or death." "Oh really how`s that?." "There is a naked lady waiting for me at home" Officer,"I don`t see that`s a matter of life or death". "If I don`t get home before the wife**I AM A DEAD MAN". Bri.
A man called emergency 999,"Come immediately,my little son has swallowed a condom". Five mins later he calls again. "It`s OK I have found another".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bri.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat untill you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy and beg me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when am finished with you.And,when I am finished,you will be weak for days. All my love. THE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A police officer pulls up a man for speeding.
ReplyDeleteAs the officer aproaches the car he notices that the man is anxious about something.
Good afternoon sir,do you know why I pulled you up?".
"Yes officer,I was speeding **but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh really how`s that?."
"There is a naked lady waiting for me at home"
Officer,"I don`t see that`s a matter of life or death".
"If I don`t get home before the wife**I AM A DEAD MAN".
Bri.
A man called emergency 999,"Come immediately,my little son has swallowed a condom".
ReplyDeleteFive mins later he calls again.
"It`s OK I have found another".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bri.
Is there NO HOPE FOR US??????????????
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I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
ReplyDeleteI will make you ache, shake and sweat untill you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy and beg me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when am finished with you.And,when I am finished,you will be weak for days.
All my love.
THE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moral being "Get yer 'flue jab tomorrow!" ---- Don
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