Aussie Wildlife

1. Thommo from crocodile dundee country  Kevin Thommo Thomson walks into a bar with a crocodile by his side.He puts the croc up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.I will make you a deal. i will open this crcocodiles mouth and place my private parts ins ide.    Then the crocwill close his mouth for one minute.then he willopen his mouth,and i will remove my todger unscathed. inreturn each of you will buy me a drink.The crowd murmered its approval,Thommo stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers and placed his todger in the crocs mouth,the crowd gasped.After a minute,Thommo grabbed a bottle of beer and smacked the croc hard on the head,the croc opened his mouth and thommo removed his todger unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinkswas delivered,Thommo stood up u again and made another offer.I will pay$100 whos willing to give it a go.A hush fell over the the crowd.After a few minutes silence,a single hand gos up.I will try,Yells a Blonde woman from the other side of the bar,But for Christs Sake dont Hit me so Hard with that bottle.....