A Jamaican walked into a bar and bought a round of drinks for all of those in the bar,announcing that his wife had given birth to a "Typical Jamaican baby boy weighing in at 20pounds"
Two weeks later walks in to same bar orders a drink and the barman asks "Say you the father of that Typical Jamaican Baby boy that weighed 20 pounds at birth ,how much does he weigh now?"
Proud father says "Fifteen pounds"
"Why what happened,he was 20 pounds at birth should be a might heavier now."
Proud dad replies "I HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED!!!!!!!!!.
Grumps
Wonder what the dog had for supper?
ReplyDeleteA teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mum '
ReplyDelete"Is it true that babies come out of the place that boys put there penises?"
"Thats right "says her mum glad that the subject had come up at last and did not have to answer all sorts of questions.
"But then,when I have a baby won`t it knock my teeth out!!!!"
Grumps.
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the hubby says"I just got to make love to you before I go to work"
ReplyDeleteHe backed her up against the bathroom door and procedes to make love to her,after he finishes he starts to get dressed and notices his wife still writhing against the door,"Whats the matter dear did you want more?"
No,no it is not that I`m JUST TRYING TO GET THE DOORKNOB OUT OF MY ARSE!!".
In other words "She was knobbled"!
ReplyDeleteCute little 5 year old girl comes home from school and says to her Mum,"Little Pauls penis is like a peanut".
ReplyDeleteHer mum a little surprised says" Why darling is it because it is so small'
"No"says the young girl"It is because it`s SO SALTY"
Grumps
How times change,once upon a time little girls were satisfied with a lollipop. ---- Don
ReplyDeleteDON,too right about time`s a`changing,I am now a "BORN AGAIN VIRGIN!!",
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Two dogs were in the Vet`s office ,the bigger one says "what are you in for?"
ReplyDeleteSmall dog says"I am getting `fixed`,whenever I see my mistress I get all horny and start humping her legs,she don`t like it so thats it".
"Yeah I know just what you mean,I saw my mistress drying her when out of the shower she leaned over to pick up her clothes off the floor,i just could not help it I jumped up and humped her from the rear!!".
"So your`e getting fixed then?"
"Hell NO I am here to get DE-CLAWED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grumps.
Latest news-A hole has been found in TARRAGINDI nudusts park fence!.
ReplyDeleteThe police are looking into it!.
Grumps.
Every day a woman went to work a man came up and smelled her,this went on for a week and she got fed up with it and filed a libel for sexual harrasment.
ReplyDeleteThe panel told her that the man was only complimenting her of the lovely smell of her hair,"Yes I know that but he`s a MIDGET!!.
A bloke came out of the bathroom starkers shaking his beer belly and said to his wife look at this it's dynamite, his wife turned around and said ( pity the fuse is so short )
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