THis is an offence under the Army Act 1916 file 4823 vol 224 which reads: Any offensive materiel whether displayed by photographic means or by film that ivokes heart tremors, will be treated as a threat to our armed forces and carries a sentence of no less than three years in a prison hospital or transported to the penal colony of Queensland Australia. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Hands off,its MY birthday present,and the Framley Inn did say we could share a single room if we let them know.Anyway,all you nigs with your heart and other tremors we don't want any "first aid" on the 20/21st June. And Fred,have'nt you had enough of the Penal Colony in Queensland? ------ Don
Hmmmmm! Do you think that the length of the dress is a bit too long? Perhaps it could be a wee bit shorter! I'm beginning to think you boys have too much time on your hands and are letting your minds wonder....lol. Happy belated birthday Don.
I might have to loosen her clothing if she has respitory problems. Have stethoscope will travel. I asked her if that was right you go stiff when you die,when she said yes, i told her to have a look at this I think I am dying.
Who remembers playing Drs and Nurses? and who got the needle with the umbrella end in Malaya? Dont all answer at once. I got the MO,s list from e-bay and if you dont send me $500 each I am going to publish it on here.
They must be in bed over there Jenny. Either that or they are heading for the air raid shelters, or maybe they are on the phone to hit men to bump me off b4 I publish the list.
Publish and be dammed !!! lol, The only umbrella i ever had in Malaya was over my head whilst sitting on the banks of the Perak River with no 4 out of the Golden House Massage Parlour and her teaching me local customs !!!!
My birthday present seems to have brought out the worst in many of you,thank you Jen for your good wishes,a spot of drill on the 20/21st of June might do some good!I'll be off the air for a few days,spending from tomorrow for the weekend with my James and family in Frankfurt,no doubt eat and drink too much!Have a good weekend all of you. ---- Don
Don, Just for you on your 80th,Oh by the way i hear she rather likes Channel Islanders !!!
ReplyDeleteDon, I hear she rather likes Channel Islanders !!!
ReplyDeletenice one Fred
ReplyDeletehope shes turns up at the REUNION
ReplyDeleteTHis is an offence under the Army Act 1916 file 4823 vol 224 which reads: Any offensive materiel whether displayed by photographic means or by film that ivokes heart tremors, will be treated as a threat to our armed forces and carries a sentence of no less than three years in a prison hospital or transported to the penal colony of Queensland Australia. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
ReplyDeleteBelated Birthday wishes Don
ReplyDeleteWould thoe concerrned !! please find me guilty,I accept the penal coony in Queensland for asa long as you like!!!!
ReplyDeleteGuilty as charged Fred.
ReplyDeleteHands off,its MY birthday present,and the Framley Inn did say we could share a single room if we let them know.Anyway,all you nigs with your heart and other tremors we don't want any "first aid" on the 20/21st June.
ReplyDeleteAnd Fred,have'nt you had enough of the Penal Colony in Queensland?
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Thery used to send the cons out here, now we send em back, thats why Fred cant stay here.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm! Do you think that the length of the dress is a bit too long? Perhaps it could be a wee bit shorter! I'm beginning to think you boys have too much time on your hands and are letting your minds wonder....lol.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday Don.
Jenny Bob
I might have to loosen her clothing if she has respitory problems. Have stethoscope will travel.
ReplyDeleteI asked her if that was right you go stiff when you die,when she said yes, i told her to have a look at this I think I am dying.
Who remembers playing Drs and Nurses? and who got the needle with the umbrella end in Malaya? Dont all answer at once. I got the MO,s list from e-bay and if you dont send me $500 each I am going to publish it on here.
ReplyDeleteThey must be in bed over there Jenny. Either that or they are heading for the air raid shelters, or maybe they are on the phone to hit men to bump me off b4 I publish the list.
ReplyDeletePublish and be dammed !!! lol, The only umbrella i ever had in Malaya was over my head whilst sitting on the banks of the Perak River with no 4 out of the Golden House Massage Parlour and her teaching me local customs !!!!
ReplyDeleteMy birthday present seems to have brought out the worst in many of you,thank you Jen for your good wishes,a spot of drill on the 20/21st of June might do some good!I'll be off the air for a few days,spending from tomorrow for the weekend with my James and family in Frankfurt,no doubt eat and drink too much!Have a good weekend all of you.
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Its my birthday today,she,s mine,all mine but I have forgotten what to do with it.
ReplyDeleteIts easy to remember - just blow in it!!!
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