The Doggies Meeting.

The doggies held a meeting,
Some came by motorcycle,
And came by car.
Each doggie passed the doorway,
Each doggie signed the book.
Each one unshipped his arsehole ,
And hung it on a hook.

One dog was not invited,
It sorely raised his ire,
He ran into the meeting hall,
And loudly shouted "FIRE",
It threw them into confusion,
And without a second look,
Each grabbed anothers arsehole,
From off anothers hook.

And thats the reason why sir,
When walking down the street,
When doggies chance to meet,
On land or abroad or home,
They`ll sniff each others backside,
TO SEE IF IT IS THEIR OWN!!!!!!!!!!,
ANONYMOUS