I just applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at
various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 old cars and I was going to paint it
snot green with tatty pink trim.
The City Council told me to f*** off.
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a
Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...
Hows the building going?
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Don
I've had a lot of enquiries from strange gentlemen wearing night-shirts and small white scull caps, together with JESUS BOOTS and socks; asking when they can come and pay homage to some bloke called ALAN. I've never met him so I don't know who they're talking about. But if ALAN turns up I'm going to tell to P.O. I don't want his friends piling up my front door with their discarded plimsolls.
ReplyDeleteYou may want to keep an eye out for any blokes with black skull caps and long black curly hairpieces that might start lurking about....could start finding dead rats in the letterbox otherwise! Take care.
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