Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let’s have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Diapers for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you and smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock! ... It's not like it could get much worse.
Well....when you put it like that......
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Phil
They just have nothing to live for then do they.
ReplyDeleteKeith.
As it happens... I speak Farsi , I lived in Iran for more than 8 years and have Iranian friends, I own ( but dont normally wear) clean white bed linen and there are some worry beads are hanging ion a hook n my spare bedroom.....do you think the virgins could be a suckerbait giveaway Rog ??
ReplyDeletePhil
I'll give it a try......... and let you know later
ReplyDeleteWhere are these "virgins"?
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Don
Ipoh fish market, Fred will let you know where
ReplyDeleteWhere Freds been there ain't any anymore!!!!!!!!!
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Don
what do you mean fred is innocent as the day is long ,!!!!!!!!! that should gve a laugh
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