After many months of unselfish research I have managed to produce a miraculous cure for ASIAN HAEMORRHOIDS. Also known as POOFTERS BLIGHT.
Many hours of thought has been given to this very irritating condition, many sleepless nights have I pondering an absolute cure. Not only for our Asian sufferers, but also applicable to those other unenviable sufferers from Somalia, Pakistan, Iran and North Yemen (whom I have met personally in the past).
My cure is absolutely guaranteed to have a lasting effect for all of the poor suffering individuals throughout.
The cure for this ailment is very simple to administer.
The suppository has been called Mills 32, after all the trials undertaken to perfect the result.
The lubricant has been repeatedly tested and perfected in the same meticulous manner as the suppository. The lubricant can be ordered by the name of NAY PALM.
An image of the suppository is detailed below and used with the preparatory lubricant will cure this debilitating affliction.
To order by telephone 3825 633 968 27426 2278273
If you wanna poop at ease
ReplyDeletePlace your hands upon your knees
Give a grunt,and then a squeeze
And out it comes
Like lemon cheese!
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