Well I didn't know that!!!!!

> Well I didn't know that!!!!! Well you probably know some of these, especially if you're English


There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London , which used to have
a gallows adjacent to it. Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after
a fair trial of course) to be hanged

The horse-drawn dray, carting the prisoner, was accompanied by an
armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the
prisoner if he would like ''ONE LAST DRINK''.
If he said YES, it was referred to as ONE FOR THE ROAD.
If he declined, that prisoner was ON THE WAGON.
So there you go.. More bleeding history.


They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all
pee in a pot and then once a day it was taken and sold to the
tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were "piss poor", but
worse than that were the really poor folk, who couldn't even afford
to buy a pot, they "Didn't have a pot to piss in"
and were the lowest of the low.
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the
water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things
used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500s:
Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath
in May and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since
they were starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to
hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet
when getting married.


Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the
house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other
sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all
the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose
someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the
bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs, thick straw piled high, with no wood
underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and
other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it
became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the
roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This
posed a real problem in the bedroom, where bugs and other droppings
could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a
sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy
beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying, "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that
would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh
(straw) on floor to help keep their footing.

As the winter wore on they added more thresh until, when you opened
the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was
placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold. (Getting quite an education, aren't you?)


In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added
things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for
dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight, then
start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been
there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme:
''Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot,
nine days old''.


Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over they would hang up their bacon, to show off. It
was a sign of wealth that a man could, "Bring home the bacon." They
would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around
talking and ''chew the fat''.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid
content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead
poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for
the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom
of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or
''The Upper Crust''.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would
sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone
walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for
burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days
and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see
if they would wake up. Hence the custom of ''Holding a Wake''.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
places to bury people, so they would dig up coffins and would take
the bones to a bone-house and reuse the grave. When reopening these
coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the
inside and they realised they had been burying people alive. So they
would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, thread it through the
coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the
graveyard to listen for the bell; thus someone could be, ''Saved by the
Bell ''or was considered a ''Dead Ringer''

And that's the truth.

Now, whoever said history was boring ! ! !