WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

    A man walks into a chemist shop with his 12-year old son.*
   
    They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
    are these, Dad?

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms
    son. Men use*
    them to have safe sex."

    "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.*
   
    Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."*
    *
    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
    are there 3 in*
    this package?"

    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday,
    one for Saturday,*
    and one for Sunday."

    "Cool" says the boy.*
    He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

    "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO For Friday, TWO
    for Saturday,*
    and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking Up
    a 12 pack.*
    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

    "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one
    for March......."**

           
 Husband says to wife,
 "My Olympic condoms have arrived.
 I think I'll go for Gold tonight."

 Wife says,
 "Why not wear Silver and
 come second for a change."