Shopping at Tesco

There was a bit of confusion at my Tesco store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the manager about the Store Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

While I was there I got a new stick deodorant.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.