When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though- she's crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then....... God, I love my new Taser!
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area, so I've called him Bradford .
If you get an E mail telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
I've just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweatshops.
Looking at the quality of stitching on my new trainers, the little bastards deserved it!
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream & put a cherry on my head.
Life was tough in the gateau.
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