DON REMFREY

DON REMFREY

ref Tony Boon

Get well soon Tony think of Wertach & the force 6 in Fredrichaven you were the only one not to have burt legs after that trip from Lindau HeHe.

All the best .

George .

Aussie Wildlife

1. Thommo from crocodile dundee country  Kevin Thommo Thomson walks into a bar with a crocodile by his side.He puts the croc up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.I will make you a deal. i will open this crcocodiles mouth and place my private parts ins ide.    Then the crocwill close his mouth for one minute.then he willopen his mouth,and i will remove my todger unscathed. inreturn each of you will buy me a drink.The crowd murmered its approval,Thommo stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers and placed his todger in the crocs mouth,the crowd gasped.After a minute,Thommo grabbed a bottle of beer and smacked the croc hard on the head,the croc opened his mouth and thommo removed his todger unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinkswas delivered,Thommo stood up u again and made another offer.I will pay$100 whos willing to give it a go.A hush fell over the the crowd.After a few minutes silence,a single hand gos up.I will try,Yells a Blonde woman from the other side of the bar,But for Christs Sake dont Hit me so Hard with that bottle.....

george

JOKES

An old indian chief was asked his wifes name.
He replied "THREE HORSE"
"That`s an unusual name THREE HORSE,what does it mean?"
Old indian Name means ***NAG NAG NAG.

Sammy and Don

What handsome guys we were in the good old days.

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Don

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ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL

A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale, hit Essex in the early hours of today.   It's epicentre was in Basildon.  Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

 

The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately 짙30 worth of damage.

 

Several priceless collections of mementoes from Majorca and Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.

 

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were also lost'

 

Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.

 

Radio Essex reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened to Basildon.

 

One resident - Tracy Smith, a 15 year old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying.   My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all.   I was still shaking when I was spraying on me tan and watching Trisha on the telly".

 

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

 

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Argos and bone china from Pound Stretchers.

 

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

 

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels.    The most needed items are:-

 

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

 

Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)_

 

Rockport Boots

 

Any other items usually sold in Primark

 

Required foodstuffs include:-

 

Microwave meals

 

Tins of baked beans

 

Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew

 

Remember:-

 

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms

 

짙1 buys chips for a family of 9

 

짙6 buys a packet of B & H fags for those still shell shocked

 

Breaking News

 

Rescue workers have found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop.  They asked "Where you bleeding from".    "Romford" said the girl, "woss that gotta do wiv you".

alenleese

alenleese

The day I lost 4A through "friendly action"

Refuelling!!!!

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Tell her its a mushroom.jpg

Its a mushroom

MAJ.O.J.LEWIS

Very sad report of the death of MAJ O J LEWIS[1stTHE ROYAL DRAGOONS] at the age of 79yrs

Funeral will take place at 1400hrs Tuesday 20th november in FOWEY PARISH CHURCH ,CORNWALL

R.I.P.  O.J

They used to love my cookin'

Wondeful what you could do on the old No 2 cooker!

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Don

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105

Well I just could not miss the chance to be number 105 on this forum.Best wishes to you all.

 

Georgy Porgy Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play

He kissed 'em  too 'cause he was gay!

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Don

H C A AUSTRALASIA

NOTICE TO ALL POTENTIAL MEMBERS
Many of you have indicated that you are keen to become members of the Household Cavalry Association Australasia when this was first suggested.
Numerous steps had to be taken to ensure that such a project would have the support and approval from the hierarchy, and that we had a significant number of potential members to make this venture viable. We have received approval from The Silver Stick, Col Patrick Tabor and currently we have approximately 40 – 50 potential members on record across Australia and New Zealand. In order to proceed to the next level we need to do a proper ‘head count’ to show the strength of the potential membership.
I have compiled a ‘Potential Membership Notification’ form and would appreciate it very much if this could be completed and returned to me as soon as possible by all who are keen to become members.
You will only need to fill out the ‘Personal and Service Details’ at this point. This is purely to indicate your intention and to indicate which Regiment you served in.
I am very aware that there are those who would like to be members but do not have access to a computer or email. I have, therefore, inserted a section at the bottom of the form for you to indicate your preference of correspondence (e.g. email or via postage).
You will note that there is no mention of membership fees on this form, the reason being that no membership fee has been set but I can assure you that the fees will be minimal and similar to those of other branches. Many of you have indicated your thoughts on fee charges and I have taken this into consideration. Donations will be more than appreciated as well.
Please do not send any money at this time.
As soon as we receive the completed forms and have a better indication of numbers, a formal membership application form will be forwarded indicating membership fees, details of payment and other membership benefits.
It would be appreciated if this information and the form could be passed on to those who do not have access to computers and are unable to access any of the Bulletin Boards.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely
Jenny Bobeszko
Hon Secretary
07/07/2008

PERSONAL DETAILS
Mr/Mrs/Ms/Rank: __________ Surname: _______________________ First/Given Name: _____________________
Honours/Awards/Decorations/Titles: ________________________________________________________________
Male/Female: ____________ DOB: ____________ Place/Country of Birth: ________________________________
Address: __________________________________________________ Suburb: _____________________________
Postcode: _______________ State/Country: _____________________
Phone: (W) _________________________ (H) _____________________ Mobile: ____________________________
Email: _________________________________________________________________________________________

SERVICE DETAILS
Regimental Number: __________________ Rank: ________________ Regiment: _____________________________
Length of Service: ______________ Date of Enlistment: __________________ Date of Discharge: ________________

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
I acknowledge that I wish to become a member of the HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY ASSOCIATION AUSTRALASIA
Signature of Applicant: ____________________________________ Date: _________________________
My preference of correspondence: Email 0 Postage 0
Please return completed form as soon as possible by email. If you do not have access to email please post this form to:
The Hon Secretary
27 Arunta St
Tarragindi 4121
Brisbane Qld
Australia

JOHN ATKINS (atco13581)

Wife, Daughter, Grandaughter, Greatgrandaughter,

MY FAMILY TODAY

Patricks Pics

Pripping the bar up

A few of my pictures from my past

Big Baby

A Jamaican walked into a bar and bought a round of drinks for all of those in the bar,announcing that his wife had given birth to a "Typical Jamaican baby boy weighing in at 20pounds"
Two weeks later walks in to same bar orders a drink and the barman asks "Say you the father of that Typical Jamaican Baby boy that weighed 20 pounds at birth ,how much does he weigh now?"
Proud father says "Fifteen pounds"
"Why what happened,he was 20 pounds at birth should be a might heavier now."
Proud dad replies "I HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED!!!!!!!!!.
Grumps

Cedric Auty

Cedric Auty

Crackling

Mary had a little pig

She kept it fat and plastered

And when the price of pork went up

She shot the little bastard

 

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Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two bits of bread!

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Even nursery rhyms get modern these days.

 

Don

CHINESE CYBER WARFARE

This weeks MOD Oracle states that the Chinese are very advanced in their Cyber Warfare capabilities.   They are hacking into Goverment computers etc.   Who knows they may well be reading this message, so take care what you post on this BB.    Just incase they have hacked into this BB, I'll have a large portion of chicken curry with fried rice and prawn crackers.