Wednesday, 23 November 2011

THIS IS TYPICAL BANKS


You would not credit this. Only in UK would you get a Bank like this one..

Death duty...?

This was reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle recently.

Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die!!!

This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today!


A lady died this past September, and MBNA bank billed her for October and November for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance that had been £0.00, now is somewhere around £60.00.
A family member placed a call to the MBNA Bank:


Family Member:
'I am calling to tell you that she died in September.'

MBNA:
'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member:
'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

MBNA:
'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member:
So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

MBNA:
'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member:
'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

MBNA:
'Excuse me?'


Family Member:
'Did you just get what I was telling you ..... The part about her being dead?'

MBNA:
'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:


Family Member:
'I'm calling to tell you, she died in September.'

MBNA:
'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member:
'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

MBNA:
(Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member:
'No, I'm her grandson'
(Lawyer info given)

MBNA:
'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member:
'Sure.'
(fax number is given)



After MBNA gets the fax:


MBNA:
'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member:
'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care.'

MBNA:
'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'

Family Member:
'Would you like her new billing address?'

MBNA:
'That might help.'

Family Member:
' Heaton Cemetery , Heaton Road , Newcastle upon Tyne Plot 1049.'

MBNA:
'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member:
'Well, what the f*** do you do with dead people on your planet?'


MBNA were not available for comment when a reporter from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle rang.

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

What Arab Spring?




Are we joking or are we joking ?

Do you feel safe at night




There's nothing like locking up at night and feeling safe and secure !!

Sunday, 20 November 2011

deck of cards

Here is a new way to look at a deck of cards!!
Please do not delete! You will be glad you didn't.
Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for
some reason hadn't been heard.
The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them
out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the
rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some
time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir . You see, since we are not allowed to have
Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John ..

The Five is for the five virgins there were ten but only five of them
were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and
their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that
destroyed the Earth..

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy He cleansed
ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses
on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got
kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker
of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one
for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old
deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful
for.'

The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes
and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of
cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our
soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line
fighting


No these are not all MINE!




This is a collection of Vehicles that we plan to work on over the next 10 Years?... Note the German Panther, the Pershing, The Sexton & Sherman plus 2 Stuarts are in full woking order. Mine are the 3 Willy Jeeps. Just completed restoration of M170 Ambulance.

Veterans Day 11/11/11 USA




I have spent the past 8 years as guest of the Town of Walpole MA, at there Veterans day Parade.

Procurement of girls.

This morning I was listening to a report on the BBC News channel which dealt with the problem of young girls being procured for sex. The areas of geographical concern were in the Bolton and Blackburn areas, as well as others in the vicinity.

Some of the girls were as young as 12.

The point of the report was that the vast majority of the adult males involved in the procurement were of Asian descent. Why should they be “honoured” in this way? One of the young Asians interviewed made a valid point. He said that the parents of the Asian girls didn’t let them out at night and always knew where they were.

So was he inferring that we, as British parents didn’t care where or what our children are doing!! So therefore we were responsible for the outcome of the predicament. That we weren’t concerned about the welfare of the young white females.

It seems that most of the young girls are either from a family that have problems, or they are from somewhere like Barnardos.

The report stated that the procurement is organised and that there have been groups of adult male Asians trawling the streets looking for impressionable young females. They have been taking their time in grooming them, by plying them with drink and/or drugs.

I’m not saying that all of the procurement is being done by Asians alone, there have been cases of whites and black doing the same thing.

I think that the Asian thing is due to the fact that back “home” it is not uncommon for a child to be married off at a very young age. We would class it as paedophilia but to the Asian community it is normal.

(I would be most willing to accept your donations for chemical castration kits or blunt knifes whichever is your preference).

Friday, 18 November 2011

A day at the seaside.

 

No, its not Somalia, Nigeria, Ethiopia, its SOUTHEND ON SEA Saturday the end of July 2011.


OH BRITAIN, where did we go wrong ?

We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.

Are you aware of the following?

The British Government provides the following financial assistance: -

BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Weekly allowance £104.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly allowance £250

BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Weekly Spouse allowance £25

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly Spouse allowance £225

BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Additional weekly hardship allowance £0;00

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Additional weekly hardship allowance £100

BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT < £6,000

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN TOTAL
YEARLY BENEFIT £29,900

We need to lobby for a decent aged pension.

After all, the average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years.

Sad isn't it?

Todays Government

Have to be honest with you all!!

 I would like to share with you an experience that I recently had regarding drinking and driving.
As you would know, most of us have had brushes with the law on our way home at one time or another. Well I for one have done something about it.
The other night I was out for dinner and a few drinks with some friends. Having had a few too many single malts and knowing full well I was struggling, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a bus before.

f-35.wmv




Read the text before watching the video

F-35 unintentional loop at takeoff on a carrier.

This guy clearly has brass and you know the sailors on the flight deck had a cow when they saw this unfold in front of them. Intentional? Hardly!
This is unbelievable!

F-35 unintentional loop at takeoff a real "check your laundry" event.
A supremely well-trained US Navy pilot, ice running in his veins instead of blood, fully regains control of his $70 million,
F-35 joint strike force fighter, after a problematic vertical take-off attempt... Watch as the rear vertical thruster fires to cause the problem.

There's nothing about this the pilot enjoys. If he could have ejected at 100' upside down and lived, he would have.
Looks like the afterburner kicks in while still vectored for vertical takeoff. Lockheed would call this a "software malfunction" and
do a little more "regressive testing". This is a good demonstration of power-to-weight ratio of this aircraft! And talk about stability control... wow!

If he didn't come out of the loop wings-level, it probably would have been bad news; maybe taking some of the carrier with him!
Add to this flying through your own exhaust, which can lead to equipment malfunctions, as in "flame out".

The F-35 is single engine aircraft with vertical takeoff/landing capability, but it has the aerodynamics of a Steinway piano at zero airspeed.
This is the most unbelievable piece of flying you will ever see in your life.

This guy's coolness saved a 70 million-dollar aircraft! On the other hand, he might not have had time to react to anything except just ride it.

EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ

 *THIS IS BRILLIANT AND VERY TRUE.

EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ

The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer
Sebastian Vilar Rodriguez and published in a Spanish newspaper on Jan. 15 2008. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the
message to the rest of Europe - and possibly to the rest of the world.

THE SPANISH PAPER
Date: Tue. 15 January 2008 14:30
EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ
By Sebastian Vilar Rodriguez

I walked down the street in Barcelona, and suddenly discovered a
terrible truth - Europe died in Auschwitz ... We killed six million
Jews and replaced them with 20 million Muslims. In Auschwitz we
burned a culture, thought, creativity, talent. We destroyed the
chosen people, truly chosen, because they produced great and
wonderful people who changed the world.

The contribution of this people is felt in all areas of life:
science, art, international trade, and above all, as the conscience
of the world.

These are the people we burned.

And under the pretense of tolerance, and because we wanted to prove
to ourselves that we were cured of the disease of racism, we opened
our gates to 20 million Muslims, who brought us stupidity and
ignorance, religious extremism and lack of tolerance, crime and
poverty, due to an unwillingness to work and support their families
with pride.

They have blown up our trains and turned our beautiful Spanish
cities into the third world, drowning in filth and crime.

Shut up in the apartments they receive free from the government,
they plan the murder and destruction of their naive hosts.

And thus, in our misery, we have exchanged culture for fanatical
hatred, creative skill for destructive skill, intelligence for
backwardness and superstition.

We have exchanged the pursuit of peace of the Jews of Europe and
their talent for a better future for their children, their
determined clinging to life because life is holy, for those who
pursue death, for people consumed by the desire for death for
themselves and others, for our children and theirs.

What a terrible mistake was made by miserable Europe ..
A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they
imagine America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to
themselves.

Recently, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its
school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which
claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet. However, this is
a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how
easily each country is giving in to it.

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended.
This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the, 6
million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900
Catholic priests who were 'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beaten,
experimented on and humiliated.' Now, more than ever, with Iran,
among others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it is
imperative to make sure the world never forgets.

This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people. Be a link in
the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.
How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade
Center 'NEVER HAPPENED' because it offends some Muslim in the United
States ?

Do not just delete this message; it will take only a minute to pass
this along. Wake up America before it's too late!








12 of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3.. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

One pint and you're flying

"Spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.......
Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of
draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro
please, Mr. O’Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over
his money.
"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the
barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening
from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland"
"That is remarkable value" Michael comments
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours.
That will be 3 euro please."
O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. -
You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro."
"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this
frame please"
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in
he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00
for your seat sir"
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your
laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked
either, that will be another 3 euro."
O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on
the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the
manager".
"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will
be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"
"I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink
and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10
every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free,
until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second"
"I will never use this bar again"
"OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro".

Oops

A couple were invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came

down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going

to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time

being spoiled by not going.



So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for

about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided

to go to the party.



Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would

have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not

with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around

on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little

touch here and a little kiss there.



His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his

current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe who had just

arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ... naturally, since he was her

husband.



Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they

went to one of the cars and had a quickie.



Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the

costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would

make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she

asked what kind of a time he had.

He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when

you're not there."



- "Did you dance much?"


- "You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,

Bill Browning, and some other guys, so we went into the den and played

poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the

guy I loaned my costume to..."

Irish Alzheimers.....

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat ."

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

RAF PILOT PLAYING SILLY BUGGERS

As requested, a British Royal Air Force pilot flies up to the back door of a C-130 (Hercules) for a photo op.

He radios, "How much closer do you want me?"

 

 

 

They radio, "How much closer can you get?" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pilot Radios, ”Close enough?” ...

Response, "That'll do!"

WELCOME RAY HARRIS

Ray welcome to the BB .RAY is the son of Cpl Brummie Harris

and im sure many of you will remember him as a great Cook and a man who loved his Beer

regards derek leese

HOLIDAY HOTEL SECURITY INFO'

Always take a small fridge magnet
on your holiday; Or business trip. it will come in handy at the end of it.

This is pretty good info. Never even thought
about key cards containing anything other
than an access code for the room!

HOTEL KEY CARDS


Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key
card?

Answer:
a. Customer's name
B. Customer's partial home address
c. Hotel room number
d. Check-in date and out dates
e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!

When you turn them in to the front desk your
personal information is there for any employee
to access by simply scanning the card in the
hotel scanner. An employee can take a hand full
of cards home and using a scanning device, access
the information onto a laptop computer and go
shopping at your expense.

Simply put, hotels do not erase the information
on these cards until an employee reissues the
card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the
new guest's information is electronically 'over-
written' on the card and the previous guest's
information is erased in the overwriting process.

But until the card is rewritten for the next guest,
it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk
with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!

The bottom line is:
Keep the cards, take them
home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them
behind in the room or room wastebasket, and
NEVER turn them into the front desk when you
check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card
(it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving
a lot of valuable personal information on it that could
be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device
card reader.

For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and
discover you still have the card key in your pocket,
do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home
and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the
electronic information strip!

If you have a small magnet,
pass it across the magnetic
strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not
work. It erases everything on the card.

Information courtesy of: Metropolitan Police Service.

Monday, 14 November 2011

Photo's sent in by Tony Mustoes Family




I have been asked by Brian Allen to post these photo's on the site for him, which were sent to him by the family of Tony with a message from Katie.



Just a quick note to say Mum, Dad, Joan And Myself went to a lovely remembrance service today from the pictures you may recognize where we are?




You may recognize one name in particular on one of the photo's?




All ok in Weymouth.




Kind Regards Katie

Geordie 364

I see Denis is going into hospital this time next week and I, and I'm sure all of us old Dragoons, would like to send him all best wishes and hope he makes a speedy recovery.

All the best Denis,

                              Pete 

Welcome to John Dufton

A warm welcome to the Bulletin Board to John Dufton ID (canvey), John was in B Sqn in the 60's, I hope that John will fill us all in with the details once he is familiar with the BB.

 John Atkins

 

 

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Maybe they should do this ???

If you don't like our country (GO HOME)

Memorial Service

I was watching the Rememberance Service on the TV this morning. During the LAST POST as the cameras were panning through the ex-service men waiting to parade past the Memorial, I saw a ROYALS cap badge, it was only a fleeting glance, but I think I saw FRED COLLINGWOOD, maybe he can confirm that he was on PARADE.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

Congratulations

Congrats. to our own Ex-Royal Dragoon. Peter (Yorkie) Strachan.
Voted in as National Secretary to the Aden Veterans Association.

Best Wishes Yorkie. Doug.

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Many happy returns of the day on the 9th to Cedric Auty, hoping that you do not have a lonely birthday up on the island or maybe you will have a big birthday bash with the locals, anyway what ever have a good one.

 With all best wishes to you,

 John Atkins

HEALTH WARNING: Don't watch on a NAFFI BREAK !!!

Monday, 7 November 2011

Oops.wmv




This video I believe was taken during the last part of the Iraq conflict. The Americans had deployed electronic devices that were able to pin-point the area where mortars or artillery was fired from.

Allah called this one HOME.

APPLICATION No. 2 Image Resizing.

Most of us have a digital camera now.
How about when you try to send your images to someone, especially when you want to send several at the same time.

You sit and wait for the file transfer to take place only to find that your ISP sends a return that the file size is to large, or you might be on a limited upload/download package. Very frustrating and time wasting.

PIXresizer is a free image resizer. I use PIXresizer to easily create web and e-mail friendly versions of images with reduced file sizes. The reduced files are saved in a different folder, so your original images are not altered at all.

PIXresizer offers several different resizing methods to choose from and can automatically recognize image sizes to calculate the best fit. In addition, it can convert between image formats (JPEG, GIF, BMP, PNG and TIFF), rotate images, convert to grayscale and resize multiple images in batch mode.

I send images to all of my friends or relatives all over the world which they can download without having to wait for ever for the transfer to complete.

Again this is a free download and well worth playing around with.

If you post your images to the BB the file size is reduced and will load much quicker on the board.

http://pixresizer.en.softonic.com/

Report of the death of Patrick (Paddy) Mullins.

Dear Member of The Blues and Royals Association,

I must sadly report that 23875670 Cpl Patrick Joseph (Paddy) MULLINS (71) who served with The Royal Dragoons and then The Blues and Royals between October 1961 - October 1970, passed away in hospital in Kilkenny, Eire on 6 November 2011. He had been ill with cancer for some time.

A Funeral Service will be held on Tuesday 8th Nov after 11am requiem mass at The Cathedral Church of St Canice, The Close, Coach Rd, Kilkenny City, Ireland and then to Foulkstown Cemetery.

Family flowers only, donations, if desired, to The Friends of St. Luke's Hospital, Kilkenny.

The sincere condolences of The Blues and Royals Association go to his wife Nancy, children Marianne, Brian, Jane and all family and friends at this difficult time.

THE BLUES AND ROYALS REGIMENTAL COLLECT

O Lord Jesus Christ who by the Holy Apostle has called us to put on the armour of God and to take the sword of the spirit, give thy grace we pray thee, to the Blues and Royals that we may fight manfully under thy banner against all evil, and waiting on thee to renew our strength, may mount up with wings as eagles, in thy name, who livest and reignest with the Father and the Holy Ghost, ever one God, world without end. Amen.

Sunday, 6 November 2011

SOLDIERS




This is a book you will not want to put down!.....

SOLDIERS

I just added a review Re - SOLDIERS by Richard Holmes. I know you will all enjoy reading it. Just published this year. It is Richards last publication as he died suddenly in April 2011 from pneumonia.

Richard Holmes joined the territorial Army in 1964, and served for over 35 years, retiring as Brigadier and Britains most senior reservist. He was Colonel of the Princess of Wales's Royal Regt from 1999 until 2007.

SOLDIERS

Rating:★★★★★
Category:Books
Genre: History
Author:Richard Holmes
We have all read many books about Army & Regt history. I've enjoyed all of Richard Holmes books. This one I've not been able to put down. There is mention of the Royals back as far as 1764. Fascinating reading.

PC Applications

Sometime ago I had this application recommended to me.

I'm not sure how you personally go about making sure that your PC is running to its full potential.

Some of you I'm sure know your way around a PC to keep it running smoothly and without problems, but others wonder why their system is running very slow. It might seem to take forever to do anything.

Have a look at this application, I use it all the time. It cleans out all of the IE browser files that accumalate everytime you go on the internet, fixes any problems you have in the registry entries, and other things that would take you forever to remove manually.

It's a free download for the basic version but is still worth using every few days to keep the system clean, just like getting ready for a C I V.

The site address is listed below.


http://www.iobit.com/advancedsystemcareper.html

THE FINAL INSPECTION

   THE FINAL INSPECTION

The soldier stood and faced God,

Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you ?
Have you always turned the other cheek ?
To My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell.'

Author Unknown~

A Letter to Mr. Cameron

Absolutely fantastic, so simple but might affect those wishy-washy
liberal do gooders who are the bane of our current society


Dear Mr. Cameron,

Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money
on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
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It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their
falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

Also………..
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment,
wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and
returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and
snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling,
pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on
request.
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Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would
have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay
£600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

Think about this (more points of contention):

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of
Cumbria?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give each of them a cow.

Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending
someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of
Britain to speak up!

Saturday, 5 November 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Many happy returns of the day to Terry Messer on Monday 7th with all best wishes for your day, and go steady on the hard stuff ???

 John Atkins

Friday, 4 November 2011

Report received today of the deaths of Major General PB Cavendish & Sgt Albert Henry Swann

I must sadly report that the following regimental colleagues have recently died:

Major General PB CAVENDISH CB OBE DL (86) who served with the Royal Dragoons between 1943 – 1946, died on 24th October 2011. There will be a private cremation followed by a Service of Thanksgiving which will take place at 1.00 pm on Thursday 10th November at All Saints’ Parish Church, Alport Lane, Youlgrave, Bakewell, Derbyshire DE45 1WN.

Major General PB Cavendish also Served With 3RD The King’s Own Hussars 1946 – 1958, The Queen’s Own Hussars 1958 – 1964 and 14th/20th King’s Hussars 1964 – 1981 and was Colonel 14TH/20TH King’s Hussars 1976 - 1980

Further details from the Honorary Secretary, if required.

1063416 Sgt Albert Henry SWANN (88) who served with The Royal Dragoons November 1945 to January 1947 died on 9th September 2011

THE ROYAL DRAGOONS REGIMENTAL COLLECT

O God, in whose sight all creatures are manifest and to whose eyes all things are open, grant that the works Thou requirest of the 1st The Royal Dragoons may never be done to be seen of men, but always for Thy Glory, and that, waiting on Thee to renew our strength, we mount up with wings as eagles at Thy word, through Jesus Christ Our Lord.

Thursday, 3 November 2011

Don't recognise it !!

I've just been reading some of the old posts on the BB. Feeling rather nostalgic I thought I would have a look at "jolly old Tidders" via Google Maps. It's gone, as we would remember it. All new buildings, the village as such has changed beyond recognition. I tried to find the tank hangers but couldn't find them as they were. I tried to use Sidbury Hill as a reference point, but as it is an airial image there is no definition to the hill. I think I found where the tank hangers were, but in their place are three new buildings, very confusing. None of the old barracks are there, all demolished and bright and shiny ones rebuilt. I was thinking of driving down there in the summer for a day trip, but I think it would be a waste of time, nothing left to remember. I suppose The Ram would still be there, but that would be the only place left standing....

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

A happy belated birthday today to Sandra Saunter, hoping that you have had a nice day and not eaten too much cake.

With best wishes,

 John Atkins

Monday, 31 October 2011

Band Reunion 2011


Freda Bason & Terry Whitworth

Band Reunion 2011 - Dumbleton Hall, Evesham.

Saturday, 29 October 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Many happy returns of the day to Peter Ryan, tomorrow the 30th, hoping that you have a good day,

 With best wishes ,

 John Atkins

 

 

Richard (Dick) Glister

Please welcome Richard (Dick) Glister to the BB, His  I.D is gpgg, Dick was in the REME and attached to Asqn in Sharjah, I am sure that he will find someone on here that he used to know well and has not seen for a long time, it has taken a long time for me to find him but in the end I manage to track him down, if he goes through the Photo's when he has time there are sure to be quite a few that he will recognise.

 John Atkins

Thursday, 27 October 2011

The Great Antar




Does anyone have one, there not Useing?.

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

For Don




Don, Do these bring back memorys !!!!

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Hanover Div Sign




Chiffchaff has asked me to post this picture for him.

Friday, 21 October 2011

Some more of Pixie's Collection.




Imagine!.. When we where issued with our kit, we spent hours polishing and Bulling. Many times the Sarge was not pleased with our efforts? Now I spend much of my time adding to my collection. I'm so lucky to have an understanding Wife... I Love you Janet. Pixie191

Thursday, 20 October 2011

Nothing to do...

I'm very disapointed and very depressed at the moment. Firstly my good mate, who I used to have quite fireside talks with, discussing the wrongs of the world and how he could put things right, was cold bloodly murdered by those nasty war-mongering Americans. And now my mentor of all things holy. No longer will I be able to enjoy a crunchy crystalized camel crap sandwich under the stars in Tripoli; washed down with a frothing cup of fermenting goats pee. I hope that nasty man at Number 10 is happy with what he has contributed too. I no longer have the friendship of two of the wisest individuals whoever walked upon this sorry earth.
I am truly gutted........

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Many happy returns of the day to William Roy for tomorrow 19th hoping you have a good one, and many more.

 With best wishes

 John Atkins

Monday, 17 October 2011

Regt Reserching

I've found some interesting Books, many Free on Google Books.

This one is very interesting: The British Army in Germany: An Organizational History 1947 - 2004 By Graham Watson, Richard A. Rinaldi.

Tip: When browsing type in The 1st Royal Dragoons 7th Armoured Brigade. There are some interesting selection of books?

Enjoy Browsing

Battle of Balaclava.


Whilst browsing on research of the regiment came across this. A very good account the said battle and great pic's. Many of you may have already come across  this? 

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Richard (Dick) Glister

Can anyone tell me where Dick Glister came from originally, he served in the REME attached to Asqn in Sharjah in 59/60, and also what age would he have been, I am getting Emails from a gentleman who may be able to help me to contact Dick if I can give him the info.

John Atkins

Friday, 14 October 2011

Anti-Slavery Day

Start:     Oct 18, '11 01:00a
Location:     UK

Thursday, 13 October 2011

Penhale camp, Cornwall




Dave Smith 118 & I were members of 10 Para White City.

Barry Wall

Please welcome Barry to the site you will find his log on name as (bulgarianbaz), I am not sure when Barry served but maybe he will fill us all in when he has got settled in and found his way around the site.

Question?

I'm putting together Uniforms of the Regt from 50's. On the BDU uniform did we display Cloth shoulder Titles or Brass.

If you have any more pics tucked away showing uniforms or Vehicle Decals, would very much like to see them.

Colin A Rixon
Pixie191

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Korean War Memorial




I was invited to attend the rededication of the South Boston Korean War Memorial Sun Oct 1st. This Memorial was dedicated 20 years ago to the 20 Young men who never returned Home.

The Forgotten War

The Department of Defense POW/Missing Personnel Office (DPMO) announced today that the remains of a serviceman, missing in action from the Korean War, have been identified and will be returned to his family for burial with full military honors.

Army Cpl. Edward M. Pedregon of El Paso, Texas, will be buried on Oct. 6 in Arlington National Cemetery. A memorial service was held in San Elizario, Texas, on Oct. 1. In late November 1950 Pedregon and the Heavy Mortar Company, of the 31st Regimental Combat Team known as Task Force Faith were overrun by Chinese forces near the Chosin Reservoir in North Korea. After several days of heavy attacks, Task Force Faith was forced to withdraw, but was stopped by enemy blockades that overpowered them on Dec. 2, 1950. Pedregon was reported missing in action on Nov. 30, 1950.

In 1953, following the exchange of all prisoners of war by both sides of the conflict, no further information was gained to indicate that Pedregon had been held as a prisoner of war, and he was declared dead.

In 2004, a joint U.S./Korean People's Army team excavated several sites in the Chosin Reservoir area and recovered the remains of at least nine individuals and military equipment. The location of the remains corresponds to the positions temporarily held by elements of Task Force Faith in late November 1950.

Among forensic identification tools and circumstantial evidence, scientists from the Armed Forces DNA Identification Laboratory used dental records, and mitochondrial DNA which matched that of Pedregon's mother and brotherin the identification of the remains.

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

El Alamein Day (Starts at 9:40pm)

Start:     Oct 23, '11 9:45p
El Alamein Day

THE ROYAL DRAGOONS (formed in 1661)

Start:     Oct 21, '11 5:00p
THE ROYAL DRAGOONS first formed in 1661

reunion 2012

Start:     Jun 16, '12 2:00p
End:     Jun 17, '12
Location:     Fradley Arms Fine Lane, Fradley, WS13 8RD
To all those attending the reunion next year

Monday, 3 October 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Many happy returns to Derek Robertson for Wednesday, Derek has not been well of late and let us hope that he will be feeling well enough to enjoy his Birthday.

With best wishes,

 John Atkins

Thursday, 29 September 2011

JAMES BROOKER

Welcome to the ROYALS BB James nice to have a chat on the phone to you and the LADY OF THE HOUSE...James (jim)  was in C SQN 1954-1956 so lets hear more from him .i know he has photo,s of his time in the Regt and i do hope he puts them up on the BB.
REGARDS DEREK LEESE

John {Lofty} Davis

So sorry to hear that John passed on a good friend and a gentleman Our sympathies go to Christine and their family.Rest in peace my old mate.

aJohn (Lofty) Davies

I read this on F/B, Post from our Friend Paul Graver in Perth W/A. That his and lots of us good friend Lofty Davies passed away in the early hours i believe yesterday. R.I.P I have know doubt that wiil give us more details.

Fred.

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Photo for denis




Denis, Doug sent me this photo and asked if I could but it up on the site for you.

Paddy, Don and any other Lulworth old boys......... just got a new Hoover. Is this still valid?

Stoppage Drills Hoover Mk1
Immediate Action
1 Hoover hoovers alright
2 Hoover stops
3 “STOPPAGE”
4 Switch off
5 Bag off
6 Shake Bag
7 Bag on
8 Switch on
9 Hoover hoovers alright
Secondary Action
9 Hoover still fails to hoover
10 “STOPPAGE”
11 Switch off
12 Plug out
13 Fuse Out
14 New Fuse in
15 Plug in
16 Switch on
17 Hoover hoovers alright

Phil

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Berliner 2012




Came across this advert on page 56 of the September/October 2011 edition of The Royal British Legion Magazine (just out now!) and thought this might be of interest here? Obviously this event won't take place in the original carriages as they are now in a UK Museum, also reported here at http://1sttheroyaldragoons.multiply.com/photos/album/594 However, for those who served in Berlin, I'm sure this trip will bring back many, many memories.

Anyone remember this and any others

What I can remember of a rather cryptic posting from B Sqn Notice board Nee Soon.
It has come to the attention of the Officer Commanding that other ranks are using water in an indiscriminate way for washing, shaving and other facets of personal hygiene.
THIS IS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY.
Water is not only a precious commodity which must be closely controlled in order to accommodate the needs of the Officers Mess and Stables.
Other ranks are reminded that this abuse of water can ultimately result in the following :-
Reduction of natural oils of the skin rendering that soldier more prone to disease and that this condition could be construed as a self inflicted injury.
A “blanching” or lightning of the skin tone rendering that soldier almost impossible to conceal or camouflage, putting both himself and his pals at risk.
The possibility of creating unwanted divisions in the Squadron between the washed and the unwashed, the light and the dark.

Water for drinking will still be available but will now be issued daily behind the SQMS store to one nominated member of each Troop.

Phil Hayward

Found a Very OLD Trooper

While in the very nice Island of Jersey ,on a Family Reunion in our Seat.

I found sitting on a Bench in St Helier One Trp 22954259 James Thomas Brooker Served 1954 -1956. and best Beloved June , late of A Sqn mate of the Wop then Sgt Wartoski
For hose who would like to Contact him Lives at.100 Welbeck Road .Carshalton. Surrey .SM5 1TA.
Tel 020 8644 9806.
I am awaiting june to email me to get them on the Multiply site Here

Sunday, 25 September 2011

CHEVRONS

Has anyone got a picture of the brass chevrons we had in ADEN the ones with bubbles on ?

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

I am putting this Birthday greeting up early for our oldest member I believe, Mr Ron Darling, wishing you many happy returns of the day for Tuesday Ron hoping you have a great day with all the other gentlemen and ladies of the Chelsea Pensioners.

 With all best wishes

 John Atkins

Secretary/Wife

6 weeks ago, we decided to go away for a few days for our 52nd. Anniversary. (Lake District) 19 Sept. Booked, paid, received confirmation. The week prior we went to our static caravan in the Dales. Fri. 16th. Sept. My Secretary/Wife took a call on her mobile. The coach driver was at the pick-up point waiting for us. My wife insisted our trip was Monday for our anniversary. No insisted the driver. We advised him we couldn!t make the pick.up, and they left without us. We returned home and checked the booking. My Secretary had got it wrong.!!! I threatened to fire her. Her answer. FIRE ME,!! I will then have time to sit down and write my memoirs.

Best Regards Doug.

p.s. I hope I reach our 53rd.

Friday, 23 September 2011

Where is everyone

Since I came back from my short break it seems that everyone has disappeared from the Bulletin Board, I have noticed that there are a lot of members that have now gone on doing most of there postings on Facebook, has it now got to the stage where you are all not interested in the Royal Dragoons site any more, if this is the case do you wish it to be wound up, I have noiticed that there are only the odd one or two members that do postings on the other sites also, Derek, Denis, and myself are very disappointed that the site is not being used, I have put up requests asking members to inform me that they will be coming to the reunion next year and it seems that some members have not replied, I know that the Premier Inn has been fully booked for the 16 June but I have only got just over twenty that have informed me that they are booked in at this stage, I am doing my best to get the reunion organised and it would be a help if I knew roughly how many of you will be attending before I call in to see the new General Manager to get the costings, so may I ask you again to please inform me ASP.

John Atkins

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Happy birthday to PETER STRACHAN on the 14th ,hope you have a good day and the sun shines

Saturday, 10 September 2011

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Many happy returns of the day to Sydney Salter on 11th September, heres hoping you have a good one and many more to come.

 With best wishes,

  John Atkins