Got up this morning ,went to the kitchen & called for the woman of the House !no response, she was out milking her chicken or whatever she do'se to them! so I 'phoned my sister to ask how one makes a cup of tea.& decided that it was to difficult and waited for her to return& cook my breakfast,after 45 mins mein Frau comes in & says that it is international womans day & she wanted the day off. time for the riot act to be read again ,& to remind her about her promise to love honour & obey .OBEY not E BAY you deaf old moo ! I blame this onto giving the woman permission to vote it should be resinded. look what has happend to the world since they had it nothing but strikes & strife we have lost our coal ,steel & car industries ,& they smoke & wear trousers! and now they want days off what next I ask .from tomorrow she will be back to wearing P O W on her back that ' larn her. even if her mother did come from Colditz.
By-the-way I don't want this to get to her so keep stumm (looking at Johnie ) he bubbled me to Del Boy a couple of days ago .if she finds out god help me.
Chauvenist.
Sounds like you need a new 'amah-aholic' Frank. Mind you, she's probably thinking the same right now mate!
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ReplyDeleteYou've just got to handle them right!Now me,got up at 0800hrs this morning,SSS,dash down(well toddle)the stairs,look at the thermometer,-8c outside,singing "spring will be a little late this year".To the refrain of other songs I cook myself(that No 2 cooker was a good learner)bacon,egg,mushroom and baked beans with toast,put on coffee machine,read quick the news headlines!By this time the coffee is ready,take the wife a large mug full upstairs in bed,still singing her favourite songs,which she does'nt appreciate,I tell her I ought to have been on the stage(she say's yes,you should have been - scrubbing it)So down I toddle again,have brekkie,down in the celler,put on my track suit and trainers,and off I go on my hike for one hour,have to hold on to my ears for the first few minutes to stop 'em freezing and dropping off,after that the 5KMs just zoom by.The sun is shining on the gleaming snow,get back,shower,read the paper,out on the terrace,sun beating down,wrapped up in a blanket on the chair,half an hour orf sun,treat myself to a Detmolder and rub After Sun on the face!Ain't life just great when you know how to enjoy it.The smells of a delicious lunch emmitting from the kitchen then tell me that its gonna be another great day!And now I've got time to chat to you all.
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Then you woke up lol
ReplyDeleteNow that 'Feminism' has had it's celebration day it's time we told them that 'OK we've got the message ,now let's get back to normal. Finish whatever you were doing in the kitchen and I'll see you in the bedroom later'.
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Thank you for your helpfull comments ,but I have to confess that I only wrote the crap that started this theme because I wanted an excuse to say I too was being INGENIOUS .
ReplyDeleteNow though I'm wondering who of us is being utterly Ingenious!
Frank
Frank I think I had better keep out of this one as I do not want your death on my conscience if the good lady finds out what you think of her, (that her place should be kitchen or otherwise)
ReplyDeleteJohn thank you for that. But I repaired her bike today so that some Brownie points I got. Honestly the way she treats that Bike of hers ,when she goes shopping she comes back looking like the loaded Bike that Stan posted today.dosn't care for kerb stones,or drunks lying in the way .drives over the lot,with a couple of tonnes of shoping on the handle bars & over the rear wheel .they lock up HGV drivers for less .I dont think the local Police has the stomach to stop her.& I have to keep replacing buckled wheels. She made me some doughnuts today. Finger Licking Good. !!! she can have a day off next year. Frank
ReplyDelete"Thank heaven for little gals"!
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Don