Saturday, 21 July 2007

Saturday joke

An old man hobbles up to an ice cream van and orders a cornet. Crushed nuts, grandad? asks  the seller. No, replies the oldman. Rheumatism. 
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  1. craigton1 MSN21 July 2007 at 06:32

    Definition of old age in men, chasing after women, then forgetting why    When theyer caught.

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  2. craigton1 MSN28 July 2007 at 08:23

    A husband and wife are holiday. Oh my God, exclaims the wife,I just remembered i have left the ovenon, Dont Worry dear, replies her husband,The house wont burn down, I have just remembered i have left the bath running.

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  3. craigton1 MSN11 August 2007 at 06:00

    A man goes for a check up.The doctor says, i am going to need a urine sample, a semen sample,a blood sample,and a stool sample. The man replies,i am in a hurry.Can i just leave my underpants?

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