Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescription, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain do banks leave both front doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our rubbish and cheap lawn mower in the garage
Very funny, i agree its a strange world.
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