KEN COOK

KEN COOK

IRISH JOKE

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.   Paddy the Police Officer stops them and says "It's illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro, because Quattro means four".

 

The driver retorts disbelievingly, "Officer, take a look at my papers, this car is designed to carry five people".

 

"You cannot pull that one on me" replies Paddy.   "Quattro means four, you have 5 people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".

 

The driver replies angrily "You idiot!   Call your superior over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence than you".

 

"Sorry" replies Paddy "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno".

ex sgt VICKERS C G

I HAVE JUST HEARD FROM THE WIFE OF  SGT VICKERS THAT HE PASSED AWAY IN JANUARY AT THE LIECESTER HOSPITAL.

POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKES

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China.

Everybody won.

 

Was so depressed last night I rang the Samaritans.   Got through to a call centre in Pakistan.   Told them, I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked me if I could fly a plane.

 

What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Gordon Brown?     Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.

 

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.   She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".    So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

 

2009 Reunion

Hi Guys.

           I have been talking to Terry Messer this morning Ref:- the 2009 Reunion he sujests I talk John Mathews as to the Time and place for the Reunion, the hotel nearest to the Event location, so as to the Booking of a room for myself and Pauline my wife,as I am really interested in  coming.

I would also like to contact Fred Collingwood as I have been told he could help me to buy a regimental Tie for the occassion, and to use at any other future occassions, I look forward to any help and susjestions to that end.

                                Best regards to all Ray(brownie)Brown.

                                  and Pauline the light of my Life.

not being shy

Fred

this was taken on one of our cruises on our way to dinner

John M

"I Remember When"

party

I went to my first Muslim party today.


Musical chairs was a bit slow but pass the parcel was very fast.

delmonte

Michael's (paddy's) album

some of yoy will recognise paddy cain R.I.P im behind him

Memories

RIP

Sorry and sad to report that ex SGT CORCORAN PASSED AWAY ON 6TH JAN 2008.this info was passed to me by phone tonite from Eddie Rooke

DIGITAL CLOCK

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Royal Dragoons II

Paul are these the ones you are on about?

Army Days

Aussie Lads

Old Mates out in Aussie

BEST SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?".    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says "F.ck off, ye'll no bring it back".

Morning after pill

Have you heard of the new MALE morning after pill?
It changes your BLOOD GROUP!!
Bri.

Egging him on.

She was in the kitchen,preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

 

He walks in,and she says "you've gotta make love to me right now"

 

His eyes lit up,thought,this is my lucky day,not wanting to lose the moment he embraced her and gave it his all;right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said "thanks",and returned to the cooker.

 

More than a little puzzled,he asks"what was that all about?"

 

She explained "the egg timers broken!".

Balfour Photographs

Sgt Bert Butterworth and his brothers, Sgt Harry Butterworth - Tank Regiment and Sapper Norman Butterworth RE Parachutist - North Afica. Photograph believed to have been taken by Major Kenneth Balfour MC. (Last time Bert saw Norman who was wounded at Arnhem and died of his wounds.)

Three Brothers meet up in Desert

Colin Rixon

My Airline

Old Days But Good days

Ray brown