Good Evening and welcome to a brand new edition of
'ASYLUM'.
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
HIJACK AN AIRLINER
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'ASYLUM'
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Try telling the younger generation this and they think you are talking rubbish, I have tried to explain it to my grandaughter but she seems to think that we are racist, and not that we are telling them what this country will be in maybe fifty years down the road is that if this is not stopped then this will not be England as they know it today but that this will be a country run as a muslim state.
ReplyDeleteJohn Atkins
John its already a Muslim,Islam, and what other religious sect you belong to as long as its not that of being a Christian or rc also with a government like we,ve got what more can we expect its not loyalt to its own kind , by the way I,m not racist,just a person who love's his country
ReplyDeleteJohn I'm sure that all these asylum seekers are not all Muslim, but can you not blame them for wanting to come and live here I know I would if I was in there situation. The ones to blame are the ones that made the rules in the first place, so why isn't, any think done about changing the rules the trouble is as you say what sort of world are our grandchildren going to have to live in.
ReplyDeleteKeith Shaw.
I'll keep out of this one as I'm likely to end up in jail(never mind about "free speech etc"!)
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