I've seen that motley lot before. but at the time they were burning English Lamb on the motorways of France. Yep be with you on that .why don't we get the lot while we're at it "Cest la Guer " is that spelt right?
Roll call for volounteers will be held shortly. Code name Eaglesnatcher@105. The following people need not apply: Sgt Greatrex Tpr France.Tpr French. Sgt La Roche and Mike de Cartteret. Please stand at ease gentlemen for obvious reasons.
I shall be in that land 9/10th Sept,and again 10/11 Oct,so any info on defences etc from me!Please do not bombard the Vino factories!And the French motor-ways are good for a quick getaway(not that you are likely to have to run)Did you know that Fred Brooks called his home "Eagles Rest"! -------- Don
May would be a good time to do it as Half of them it appears are relatives of my new daughter-in-law & it seems they will be camping on my lawn two bottles of german bier,they should be legless. frank
PG, Tis Grand to see you are getting back up to speed after your recent brush with ILL Health. Good Health and Welcome Back. ---------------------------------- Paddy H
Got married in Sheffield while stationed at Knellar Hall. Married in uniform as it was cheaper than a suit.Borrowed a cartouche belt from a guy in the QOH as it was plastic and didnt leave white sap on my jacket. Wore it the wrong way and an ex officer noticed it while attending the wedding. Nosy bugger.
Dont get me wrong fellas, there were some things that came out of France that were Good like,Renault, Citreon and Brigette Bardot. Did you know that Brigettes Mother In law resided in the Schloss Garten Palace in downtown Detmold. Not a lot of people know this.
I came bottom of the class at French. I was more interested in watching the girls playing netball. Stupid language, I have never needed so it would have been a waste of time anyway. A lot of Frenchies speak English now so they dont have to speak German.
Seem to have missed out on something,is the Paul being referred to Paul Graver,if so,and he's been unwell,then best wishes for a speedy recovery from me! ------- Don
Sorry to tell you this Paul stents are no good there.posible causes are Beeta blockers .blood thinners or Postrate medication,and I hate to tell you this,but Viagra is a relative of Laughing gas
Now I;m game for the job August Bank Holiday week end or as Le Francais parle le weekend est bon pour le Douch et Couche en le feme Must be in my blood we were at Warterloo on the Dukes side
I've found my reading glasses & you will be pleased to hear that I can once again read the monitor without using a magnifing glass. WHAT Mike is trying to say in french is:-- "its a good w/end to have a shower & sleep with a Broard (U.S for a bint ) Frank
Right, it was the "Douch " bit that had me foiled Frank. Last time I saw one of those being used was in Singapore, not in Paris! Speaking of which, as a 'Smoker' I won't be taking part in your campaign. Have you seen the latest anti-smoking campaign adds on TV in France?
"The campaign in question shows male and female teenagers kneeling in front of a man as if being forced to perform a sex act. A cigarette takes the place of the man's sexual organ and a caption reads: "Smoking is to be a slave to tobacco."
The mind boggles..... Good luck with your Eagle anyway and remember, don't bend down to pick it up!
"Peter Styvesant"? No, No, No, No, No .... "ROYALS" cigarettes Paul (smaller filters). As a State Trumpeter of The Royal Dragoons I remember being called upon to perform at the "Talk Of The Town'" Piccadilly Circus (No, not a sex act!) during the launching of the "ROYALS" cigarettes back in 1959 (London Hippodrome being converted into "Talk Of The Town" the year before) Another good 'Paid' venue, albeit for entirely different reasons than you lot are thinking about!........ Did you know......I got caught and given 7Days Jankers for smoking in Wesendorf ?.....BOY'S WEREN'T ALLOWED TO SMOKE......so I'm just making up for it now!
Stan fag ads are illegal these days.any how a Band Rat gets 7 days Jankers for smoking! much too lenient! I'll tel you what I got for smoking. Got stripped & a dry shave ,it was left lying there like a plucked chicken,(shaking in fear in case it ended up as a KFC (finger lickin good ) tight stockings put on me & nowt else .drven across town to a different dept; chucked on a table 2 lovely nurses a Dr & a matron with a rule in her hand( in case the chicken rose from the dead ) had a camera shoved up though my groin to my heart, then panic set in because they had given me asprin , dispite me telling them I reacted against them ,spraying Bloody nitro glycerin in me gob.pressed some photos from "Dial a rod " of my blocked arteries as a keepsake wheeled me out put me on what seemed to be a Lie detector, after a while they chucked me in the boot of a 'chopper & flew me off to the Univ heart centre ,more dry shaving to my legs & chest then they stuck a hose pipe up me jacksey to clean me out so to speak .then they put me in a coma for 3 days when I came to I found that they had cut my legs from top to toe pinched me veins used a chain saw on me chest ripped out my heart and gave it a triple bypass tied my rib cage together with a couple of bits barbed wire (nato standard ) I had a pipe stuck up me willy to a bag that they forgot empty for 2 days until it bust and the contents went all over the floor. then these russian nurses came & decided that because I had had no BM they would stick thier F****ing hose pipe up me Jacksey again,( I had not eaten for 5 days ) so F********g Imshey says I and pressed they bell for help ............ want a fag stan. anyhow how did we get from Bonaparte 's eagle to this . the point is I was a Royal so survived. have a nice w/end you all. Frank
Frank, That sounds like a good old Norman Wisdom video.And yes,our snow is mostly gone,just the piles by the drive still there,and the Camelia,believe it or not,looks like it survived.And boys,if you wanna get your share of the pension fund - STOP SMOKING - I stopped in 1975 and now I'm almost rich,but my kids keep me down to the right level of cash in hand!Cor,just reminds me,two kids with birthdays next week,wonder what model of Porsche they want this time! ------- Don
Don You spoil those kids, I myself stopped smoking a few years ago and wondered why I started in the first place, glad I did as looking at the price of tobacco now it must cost nearly half the pension for the week.
Went to the doctor (a she ).I ask, I hear viagra good for high blood pressure. SO can I have some she look at me , eye to eye . to your first question YES to your second question NO no no
Ah yes,4th March 1968,snow was thick on the ground,took me 2 hours to make Rinteln,the 4th and unexpected late comer.My bank account is looking the worse for wear,will have to build it up again for this time next year!The swallows have it right,as soon as they can fly - out!!!!!!!My kids always say,don't worry Dad,when you're old we'll look after you!!!!!!!So if I'm young to them now.what will I be on my 100th????? Have a good weekend all,got a housefull(11)for the weekend,so I will be closing down to change AE! -------- Don
I've seen that motley lot before. but at the time they were burning English Lamb on the motorways of France. Yep be with you on that .why don't we get the lot while we're at it "Cest la Guer " is that spelt right?
ReplyDelete"Victory will follow my Eagles" is what he said and look what happened in history!
ReplyDeleteRoll call for volounteers will be held shortly. Code name Eaglesnatcher@105. The following people need not apply: Sgt Greatrex Tpr France.Tpr French. Sgt La Roche and Mike de Cartteret. Please stand at ease gentlemen for obvious reasons.
ReplyDeleteI shall be in that land 9/10th Sept,and again 10/11 Oct,so any info on defences etc from me!Please do not bombard the Vino factories!And the French motor-ways are good for a quick getaway(not that you are likely to have to run)Did you know that Fred Brooks called his home "Eagles Rest"!
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May would be a good time to do it as Half of them it appears are relatives of my new daughter-in-law & it seems they will be camping on my lawn two bottles of german bier,they should be legless.
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Paul remember what they done to Joan of Arc.
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PG, Tis Grand to see you are getting back up to speed
ReplyDeleteafter your recent brush with ILL Health.
Good Health and Welcome Back.
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Sh.e was hot stuff Michael
ReplyDeleteWelcome back from me also Paul, hoping all is well and you have fully recovered.
ReplyDeleteGood to hear you are now OK Paul
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I seem to remember that we Brits also had a hand in her cremation some how .but they did bring the aristocrats down to size
ReplyDeleteThanks guys, the stents have worked, now I want one in my willy.
ReplyDeleteMy Wedding aniversery tomorrow ( 24/2/2010) 43 years lucky women
ReplyDeleteGot married in Sheffield while stationed at Knellar Hall. Married in uniform as it was cheaper than a suit.Borrowed a cartouche belt from a guy in the QOH as it was plastic and didnt leave white sap on my jacket. Wore it the wrong way and an ex officer noticed it while attending the wedding. Nosy bugger.
ReplyDeleteDont get me wrong fellas, there were some things that came out of France that were Good like,Renault, Citreon and Brigette Bardot. Did you know that Brigettes Mother In law resided in the Schloss Garten Palace in downtown Detmold. Not a lot of people know this.
ReplyDeleteI came bottom of the class at French. I was more interested in watching the girls playing netball. Stupid language, I have never needed so it would have been a waste of time anyway. A lot of Frenchies speak English now so they dont have to speak German.
ReplyDeleteSeem to have missed out on something,is the Paul being referred to Paul Graver,if so,and he's been unwell,then best wishes for a speedy recovery from me!
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Keep taking the tablets Paul !!!!
ReplyDeleteI was all alone in the Army Museum Chelsea And Thought Shall i or Sharnt i!!!
ReplyDeleteEagles don't flock,remember you find them one at a time!
ReplyDeleteSorry to tell you this Paul stents are no good there.posible causes are Beeta blockers .blood thinners or Postrate medication,and I hate to tell you this,but Viagra is a relative of Laughing gas
ReplyDeleteNow I;m game for the job August Bank Holiday week end or as Le Francais parle le weekend
ReplyDeleteest bon pour le Douch et Couche en le feme
Must be in my blood we were at Warterloo on the Dukes side
I've found my reading glasses & you will be pleased to hear that I can once again read the monitor
ReplyDeletewithout using a magnifing glass. WHAT Mike is trying to say in french is:-- "its a good w/end to have a shower & sleep with a Broard (U.S for a bint ) Frank
Right, it was the "Douch " bit that had me foiled Frank. Last time I saw one of those being used was in Singapore, not in Paris! Speaking of which, as a 'Smoker' I won't be taking part in your campaign. Have you seen the latest anti-smoking campaign adds on TV in France?
ReplyDelete"The campaign in question shows male and female teenagers kneeling in front of a man as if being forced to perform a sex act. A cigarette takes the place of the man's sexual organ and a caption reads: "Smoking is to be a slave to tobacco."
The mind boggles..... Good luck with your Eagle anyway and remember, don't bend down to pick it up!
I'll just stick to smoking thank you.
goodness me, Stan you still smoke after sex?
ReplyDeleteNo, during sex they have a threesome with a guy called Peter Styvesant.
ReplyDeleteno conception then 'cos he's got a filter.(sorry an old German joke from the '50s)
ReplyDeleteThought you'd pinched the joke from Bill Clinton?
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"Peter Styvesant"? No, No, No, No, No .... "ROYALS" cigarettes Paul (smaller filters). As a State Trumpeter of The Royal Dragoons I remember being called upon to perform at the "Talk Of The Town'" Piccadilly Circus (No, not a sex act!) during the launching of the "ROYALS" cigarettes back in 1959 (London Hippodrome being converted into "Talk Of The Town" the year before) Another good 'Paid' venue, albeit for entirely different reasons than you lot are thinking about!........
ReplyDeleteDid you know......I got caught and given 7Days Jankers for smoking in Wesendorf ?.....BOY'S WEREN'T ALLOWED TO SMOKE......so I'm just making up for it now!
No Don he used a cucumber ,didn't he? tell me has your snow gone now ,did your camilia survive
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Stan fag ads are illegal these days.any how a Band Rat gets 7 days Jankers for smoking! much too lenient! I'll tel you what I got for smoking. Got stripped & a dry shave ,it was left lying there like a plucked chicken,(shaking in fear in case it ended up as a KFC (finger lickin good ) tight stockings put on me & nowt else .drven across town to a different dept; chucked on a table 2 lovely nurses a Dr & a matron with a rule in her hand( in case the chicken rose from the dead )
ReplyDeletehad a camera shoved up though my groin to my heart, then panic set in because they had given me asprin , dispite me telling them I reacted against them ,spraying Bloody nitro glycerin in me gob.pressed some photos from "Dial a rod " of my blocked arteries as a keepsake wheeled me out put me on what seemed to be a Lie detector, after a while they chucked me in the boot of a 'chopper & flew me off to the Univ heart centre ,more dry shaving to my legs & chest then they
stuck a hose pipe up me jacksey to clean me out so to speak .then they put me in a coma for 3 days when I came to I found that they had cut my legs from top to toe pinched me veins used a chain saw on me chest ripped out my heart and gave it a triple bypass tied my rib cage together with a couple of bits barbed wire (nato standard ) I had a pipe stuck up me willy to a bag that they forgot empty for 2 days until it bust and the contents went all over the floor. then these russian nurses came & decided that because I had had no BM they would stick thier F****ing hose pipe up me Jacksey again,( I had not eaten for 5 days ) so F********g Imshey says I and pressed they bell for help ............ want a fag stan.
anyhow how did we get from Bonaparte 's eagle to this . the point is I was a Royal so survived.
have a nice w/end you all. Frank
Frank,
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a good old Norman Wisdom video.And yes,our snow is mostly gone,just the piles by the drive still there,and the Camelia,believe it or not,looks like it survived.And boys,if you wanna get your share of the pension fund - STOP SMOKING - I stopped in 1975 and now I'm almost rich,but my kids keep me down to the right level of cash in hand!Cor,just reminds me,two kids with birthdays next week,wonder what model of Porsche they want this time!
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PS - and Frank,it was a Havanna cigar!
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Don You spoil those kids, I myself stopped smoking a few years ago and wondered why I started in the first place, glad I did as looking at the price of tobacco now it must cost nearly half the pension for the week.
ReplyDeleteWent to the doctor (a she ).I ask, I hear viagra good for high blood pressure. SO can I have some she look at me , eye to eye . to your first question YES to your second question NO no no
ReplyDeleteHARD..... luck.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you youngsters need VIAGRA?????
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Obviously you didn,t Don. It was on this day in 1968 that your Son Anton??? was born at Rinteln
ReplyDeleteI don't a cup of tea is sufficient & less effort Frank
ReplyDeleteAh yes,4th March 1968,snow was thick on the ground,took me 2 hours to make Rinteln,the 4th and unexpected late comer.My bank account is looking the worse for wear,will have to build it up again for this time next year!The swallows have it right,as soon as they can fly - out!!!!!!!My kids always say,don't worry Dad,when you're old we'll look after you!!!!!!!So if I'm young to them now.what will I be on my 100th?????
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend all,got a housefull(11)for the weekend,so I will be closing down to change AE!
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