For those of us who have problems, we may not be as dumb as we think. Spare a thought for some of these people, who contacted Technical Support:-
Tech Support Click on the 'my computer icon' on the left of the screen.
Customer Your left or my left
Customer I have problem printing in red
Tech Support Do you have a colour printer?
Customer Aaaah ................ thank you
Customer My keyboard is not working
Tech Support Are you sure it's plugged into the computer
Customer No, I can't get behind the computer
Tech Support Pick up the keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer OK
Tech Support Did the keyboard come with you
Customer Yes
Tech Support That means the keyboard is not plugged in
Customer I'm writing my very first email
Tech Support OK, and what seems to be the problem
Customer Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle round it.
Ian thats a good one.mind old age dont help. i called DENIS and JOHN on skype the other nite and wondered why i cud not hear them. after few mins i found i had my headphones plugged in and they were on the floor.God help us old gits
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