My Dog
Went down this morning to the DHSS to sign my Dog on.
The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit".. I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, idle, can't speak English and has no clue who his dad is.
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
He gets his first cheque on Friday.
Damn, this is a great country.
Wuff-wuff!
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Don
Shall have get me a black dog to get some extra cash
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Just my luck Iv`e got a WEST HIGHLAND WHITE pooch...
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