English footie team

Young iraqi lad signs pro contract for England team (grandad was british) brings his family to live here, scores hat trick on debut against Spain, and gets carried off shoulder high.....he rings home all excited to tell his mum the good news, and asks how the family are....how are we says his mum....the house has been bombed, your dad been shot, your sister been raped. the car been burned to a fu**ing crisp, and ive been bloody mugged and robbed at gunpoint.....why the f**k did you bring us to England you little twat???

Paddy H

OK YOU ASKED FOR IT

6 CHAT UP LINES THAT PADDY USES

1. DID U FART? CAUSE U JUST BLEW ME AWAY

2.ARE UR PARENTS RETARDED, CAUSE UR SPECIAL

3. MY LOVE FOR UIS LIKE DIARRHEA, I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN

4.IS THERE A MIRROR IN UR KNICKERS? CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM

5.YOUR BODY REMINDS ME OF A SPANNER......EVERYTIME I THINK OF U MY NUTS TIGHTEN UP

6.U MIGHT NOT B
THE BEST LOOKING GIRL HERE BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY:-)

PADDY H

SARAH LEESE

F A O J. MATHEW

Please send your home address so I can return CD.
Many thanks.
Bri.

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EASIEST QUIZ EVER???????

I am putting this Quiz up for our local charity,the answers will be sent to those who make a small donation,1GBP at least please.
1. HOW LONG DID THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR LAST.
2. WHICH COUNTRY MAKES PANAMA HATS.
3.FROM WHICH ANIMAL/S DO WE GET CATGUT.
4I. N WHAT MONTH DO THE RUSSIANS CELEBRATE THE OCTOBER REVOLUTION.
5. WHAT ARE CAMEL HAIR BRUSHES MADE FROM.
6. WHAT WAS KING GEORGE V1s FIRST NAME.
7THE CANARY ISLANDS ARE NAMED AFTER WHAT ANIMAL.
8. WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF THE PURPLE FINCH.
9. WHERE ARE CHINESE GOOSEBERRIES FROM.
10. WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF THE BLACK BOX IN COMMERCIAL AIRLINES.

Easy Peasy??
Put you thinking caps on.
Bri

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