KEN COOK

KEN COOK

IRISH JOKE

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.   Paddy the Police Officer stops them and says "It's illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro, because Quattro means four".

 

The driver retorts disbelievingly, "Officer, take a look at my papers, this car is designed to carry five people".

 

"You cannot pull that one on me" replies Paddy.   "Quattro means four, you have 5 people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".

 

The driver replies angrily "You idiot!   Call your superior over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence than you".

 

"Sorry" replies Paddy "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno".