BEST SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?".    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says "F.ck off, ye'll no bring it back".

Morning after pill

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Bri.

Egging him on.

She was in the kitchen,preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

 

He walks in,and she says "you've gotta make love to me right now"

 

His eyes lit up,thought,this is my lucky day,not wanting to lose the moment he embraced her and gave it his all;right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said "thanks",and returned to the cooker.

 

More than a little puzzled,he asks"what was that all about?"

 

She explained "the egg timers broken!".

Balfour Photographs

Sgt Bert Butterworth and his brothers, Sgt Harry Butterworth - Tank Regiment and Sapper Norman Butterworth RE Parachutist - North Afica. Photograph believed to have been taken by Major Kenneth Balfour MC. (Last time Bert saw Norman who was wounded at Arnhem and died of his wounds.)

Three Brothers meet up in Desert

Colin Rixon

My Airline

Old Days But Good days

Ray brown

christmas

1st guy takes a plastic bell to work to decorate the tree.

 

2nd guy takes some decorations for the office.

 

3rd guy takes a pair of Knickers.

 

"Whats that got to do with Christmas asks the boss"

 

THEY'RE CAROLS.