1st The Royal Dragoons

This weeks MOD Oracle states that the Chinese are very advanced in their Cyber Warfare capabilities.   They are hacking into Goverment compu...

The perils of English as a second language!Seen outside a Bangkok temple :   "Ir is forbibben to enter a woman,even a foreigner,if dr...

NAVY                                      ARMY                              AIR FORCE   Heads                                        Bogs ...

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In the year 2007 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-popu...

For those of us who have problems, we may not be as dumb as we think.   Spare a thought for some of these people, who contacted Technical Su...

Dont forget its your sons birthday on the 28th Derek

The Route by phone camera

Are there any gentlemenn of the Singapore vintage,who has any pictures of  the Gurhkas chopping off  buffaloes and goates heads in their kuk...

A boy fiy sees a cute girl fly land on a pile of turd. He buzzes down and says, Excuse me, miss is this Stool taken.

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning, when a small two-seater Cessan plane crashed into a cemetery.   Irish search a...

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Jimmy is about to fly for the very first time and he is a nervous wreck.   He is strapped into his seat, when the cockpit door opens.  The p...

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.   Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the wa...

The Inland Revenue decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an appointment with the top auditor in the office.  The auditor is not surpris...

charity dinners

How did the bad golfer hit two good balls?......He stood on a rake.

An old man hobbles up to an ice cream van and orders a cornet. Crushed nuts, grandad? asks  the seller. No, replies the oldman. Rheumatism. 

The SSM of a highland regimemt goes to a chemists and places a tattered old condom on the counter , How much to repair it asks the SSM, oh d...

Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?   He eats, roots, shoots, and leaves.